Spring Break: Shark Attack . . .
 

commercials run and I keep waiting for the "won't save you any money on car insurance" line. At some point CBS is going to run an ad that says "Just kidding. You all thought we were serious about that piece of crap? Aww. Nooo. Those were just filling empty air slots."

I think it looks funny as hell. Every time I see the ad, I bust out laughing. :)

The special effects look great

This one is from the producers of "Category 6: Day of Destruction", so you know it's gotta be good ;-)

It's must-see TV around this household.

Starring Shannon Lucio, who USED TO BE on the OC and only on 5 or so episodes. On a show full of bad acting, she was probably the worst. Just a horrible actress.

She'll be back by the end of the season.... not that I watch that crap....

When is this gonna be on? I love shitty made for tv movies.

Sunday at 9 on CBS. Be there or a be an equilateral trapezoid.

It's funny to hear Jim Nantz read the promo for Spring Break: Shark Attack. I was ready to drop money saying he was going to start laughing in the middle of it.

Verne Lunquist starting laughing do the promo during the louisville game.. and he wasn't even doing the promo :)

If it said "with the OC's Rachel Bilson" i'd bew all over it.

which one is Shannon Lucio? Is she the lesbian?

No, Ryan's new plain jane girlfriend this season.

Nah, she's the red-headed twat that left a couple of shows ago. Hatcher could've played her part better.

I'm glad I'm not the only one expecting to see either the Energizer bunny or that dam gecko pop up during the commercials. That looks like such a piece of crap, unless you watch it for the "dear God I hope they're not serious" humor.

"Oh My God, there are about 100 sharks getting together and preparing to attack us." (rant about authenticity) Let's not worry about the placement of the dorsel fins ni that scene and the fact that many are just hovering in one place even though sharks have to keep moving to stay alive. (/end rant)

Thats like complaining about porn because a nurse would never have a three-way with a teacher and a, FBI agent.

Really? Damn!

[Scratches teacher and FBI agent off list of possible future jobs...]

don't worry, you've still got "copy machine fixer" and "pizza guy" to aspire for.

Pool cleaner seems to be an in-demand job as well.

Bump, in case anyone forgets

How could anyone forget about this epic?

True dat. I believe cBS is on about a 35 minute delay due to overrun of the tourney.

I'm planning on watching just to see how bad it is. I'm expecting it to be craptacular.

Who got da popcorn?

Phew, for a moment there i thought it was preempted. At least now i can prepare for it.

i have not been this excited for a movie since Jaws. :)

I wish I had some weeeeeeeeed, man.

Man, this Without A Trace is fuckin creepy, this ending is making me unsettled.

Errr, I guess it's Cold Case.

SPRING BREAK SHARK ATTACK

This time CBS isn't fucking around.

damn those are some big titties.

I wanna fuckin see sharks in that kitchen.

This movie has lived up to the hype within the first minute....

Lucio does look cute though.

Hey man, I tuned in to see the big titties. Where are they?

the funky sunglasses and hats montage always rules.

If those guys punch fists one more time...........

.....what, you'll sign them up for acting lessons? :)

Wheres the gosh darned Sharks at?

Jiggy with it? Hooo boy.

I'm not the best at picking up on subtleties, but I think those 2 kids like each other.

I've gotta stop, this movie alone could push me over 5,000 posts.

Best line yet has come when she was dancing with J.T.

"I'm sorry, I don't do this type of dance. It's not my usual."

Ya know, I just realized, if she were a Queen and he was a Jedi, this would look awfully familiar.

Hell yeah, about time for some Mofo'in blood in the water.

Man, so true, so sad :(

Did he just compliment her on the fact that she had no tan lines, while she was still in her bikini?

You guys' negativity is bringin' me down...



Crim

This has nothing on the Beast, the best Collasal Squid Movie Ever.

OK, now thats what ive been waiting for.