Do an impression of another poster
 

I don't know how long this game could last, but the idea is that you type out a sentence or two, or three, impersonating another member of this board. The first person to guess it correctly gets to do the next impression and so on. I'll go first (no hard feelings anyone, right? :) ) :

You see new show last night tv? Its reality tv 10 people rub vaseline each other. Thanks.

i hate SkyDick. fuck him.

LOL! It was just a physical mistake. You are so uppsessed with me!!!

another impression

.......... I didn't think the rules of this game were too complicated *sigh* :)

(by the way, this was not an impression)

jbmagic :)


I heart Taco Bell. :D

shit, where did those instructions come from?
:)

of course that's bbor!

asshat

pix pls, thx

heybrad

CamEdwards

Man, that sounds more like the legendary "Twins34" than anyone here...

That's because of the liberal media bias, and another reason why we need to install a theocratic government, and bring back flogging. If it's not in the Constitution or the Bible, it gets thrown out. Probably all the fault of liberal activist judges anyway.

I HAD A DATE LAST NIGHT, BUT THE GIRL WAS A BITCH, WHY ARE GIRLS BITCHES??? IM SO PISSED RIGHT NOW. I WANT TO CALL HER UP.

ME and BF, GG, LG, and 4 MOFOs went ot wham! concert last nite.

None of you could hang with me and my New York boyz. We hardcore. Sometimes we even say the f-word.

dola

WHA WHA WHA Parody Threads!

2/3

tu madre.

Now maybe I'm missing the rules, but I thought you were supposed to guess right before slandering someone else. *backs quietly out of thread*

SI

sorry - i thought this thread was one of those role-reversal group therapy sessions, as seen on the simpsons or family ties.

damn you, I already did HA.

uggggggggggh my job sucks.. ugggggggggh my job sucks

This should win the thread and the Internet at large.

Me an 3LW went to a BYOY BBG. IMHO it was OK, but someone said something that had me ROFLMBO. What can you say except SUBSPGHWLLLRTTE?

I am a dumbass and didn't fully read or understand the first post in this thread before I started replying to it.

(Hint: Lots of answers to this one.)

oooooooooo larry mc bustanut hurts me so

Sov, I love you and I want to make babies with you.

flasch

Coffee Warlord

Quicksand

Flasch again

tk

You're joking, right Qwik?

:p

I thought it was Loren myself :D

I hate Kobe. I hate the Lakers.

I only wish you were being serious.

So I guess my impression of Suicane wasn't that good, eh?

Well, no.. I figured as much.
:)

He hits the big time and dumps me and the babies. :(

Unless you're talking about the wrestling figurines again, I have no idea what you're talking about. Look man, all we did was have lunch together.

Dola...

I look fat in that picture.

Concerning if Magnetism has poles and electricity has charges why does Electro
magnetic radiation have niter?

This involves a matter that is not clearly
understood, even to many who have been educated in physics.

First, on the charge thing, it is particles that have charges. No one knows
exactly what causes charge to exist, but we do know it comes in quantified
units, and in two different types that attract each other, but repel their
own kind. We call these negative and positive to emphasize the symmetry
between the two kinds.

When two charges are placed a given distance from each other, there is a
certain amount of energy associated with the distance separating them,
called potential energy. If something were to happen to change the distance
between them, it would change this energy. When the potential energy is
reduced, the excess energy is carried away by another "particle." If the
change was due to interaction with a third particle, this particle can carry
away all the energy. Sometimes, when the change of potential energy occurs
spontaneously, this energy is carried away by itself. There are other
restrictions on what can occur due to the quantization of angular momentum.

Because there is a change in the energy of the electrical potential and a
change in the magnetic field due to the change in the angular momentum of a
moving charge, the energy that is carried away is electromagnetic in nature.

In the 4-dimensional space-time description of electromagnetic fields, the
field is a four dimensional tensor field, with complex values that are space
and time dependent. Every point in space-time has associated with it a
complex valued function that satisfies a very simple differential equation
(the Hamiltonian) that asserts that the total energy of a field is a
constant equal to the sum of the kinetic energy and the potential energy.

This (if you can handle the math) is a beautifully simple expression of the
four equations collectively called the Maxwell Equations. In this
expression of electromagnetic fields, the magnetic field is a pseudo-vector
field (actually a third-order anti-symmetric tensor) that is only a part of
a fourth-order anti-symmetric tensor) and the electric field is the
remaining part.

I know you may have problems with this, as very few 14 year-olds have been
introduced to tensor algebra. But the bottom line is this: there are no
such things as magnetic poles. If you create an electromagnet and map the
field, you will see something interesting - when you trace a field line
(sometimes called a flux line) it goes in a complete circle without ever
meeting the other lines. There is no place where the field lines meet.
Every field line is a circle, and there are other field lines that are
larger circles and still more that are smaller circles, but they are never
even tangent to each other. In the strangely curved space of
electromagnetic fields, these lines are all parallel.

In the case of the electric field lines of a photon, we see something
different. In more ordinary (fixed) electric fields, at least one end of of
the field line is anchored to a charge. The electric field of a traveling
photon has no charge to anchor itself to, but there is something else going
on here called induction. The magnetic fields have no moving charges to
sustain them, so they collapse. When they do they induce (through their
change in energy) an electric field _loop_, unanchored to any charge. Since
the unanchored electric field is sustained by the magnetic field collapse,
when the magnetic field is gone the electric field in turn starts to
collapse. This collapse of the electric field induces a magnetic field
(opposite to the original!). This cycle repeats itself with a frequency v
that is exactly proportional to the energy in the combined fields E by
Planck's constant h: E = h * v

The energy is stored in the fields, and oscillates back and forth between
electric (potential) and magnetic (kinetic) energy, all the while
maintaining the total as a constant (Hamilton's Equation again).

Hamilton's equation is also central to Thermodynamics, and the 4th-order
tensor representation of electro-magnetic fields was essential to the
derivation of the Lorentz Transformation, which Einstein later found so
useful for his Special Relativity Theory.

Even with this provenance, the tensor representation of electromagnetic
fields is so poorly understood that a lot of money has been spent looking
for "magnetic monopoles." It's like looking for the corners of a hen's egg.

Logan did flere-imsaho

The Anwser is Quiksand