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A New Reason Not To Eat Brownies
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=566710
COEUR D'ALENE, Idaho Mar 9, 2005 — A teenager has agreed to admit to three counts of disturbing the peace after anonymously sending semen-frosted brownies to a fellow student. The recipient shared the treat with two other teens, police said. They said the 17-year-old Coeur d'Alene High School student was upset after a prank in which the other student put peanut butter in his cheese sandwich days before. He told a school resource officer that "he hated peanut butter and it made him more mad than he could explain," according to the police report. The teen later told School Resource Officer Jeff Walther that he got the idea of putting his semen on the brownies from the movie "National Lampoon's Van Wilder," in which characters send pastries filled with dog semen to a fraternity house. Watch Bill, Kate, Marysol and Ron on GMA Weekends Charles and Camilla Get Married Excerpt: 'My Life So Far' The student was arrested and booked into a juvenile detention center. He has since been released on a judge's order that he has no contact with the students who ate the brownies. The youth is to be sentenced on April 4 on the three misdemeanor counts, which are each punishable by up to 90 days in detention, prosecutors said. The victims' parents were notified and the children were tested for anything that could have been transmitted through the body fluid, although Panhandle Health spokeswoman Susan Cuff said the chance of the students' health being affected would be "extremely remote." School Superintendent Harry Amend declined comment on any school discipline against the teenager. http://www.spokesmanreview.com Information from: The Spokesman-Review, Copyright 2005 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed |
COEUR D'ALENE, Idaho...isn't that where Ryan Leaf retired to?
Coincidence? I think not... |
Peanut Butter on your cheese sandwich vs Sperm Frosting on your brownies.
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i get the feeling that you were on google, did a search for 'semen-frosted brownies' and this was the first thing that came up
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I blame it on Pedro.
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did they at least taste good?
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*Most over used excuse for everything*
Well, this is just a symptom of life in a post 9/11 world. |
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your mom |
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And then you read the article and I bet you "came up". |
Work on the thread title a little - I'm sure you could cum up with something better. Should I really not eat brownies because of this? Of course not.
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I'll get the guys who own Mr. J's on your ass and it'll be over before you know it. |
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i'll tp your house. our cities not that big. guess and check, partner. |
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they were orgasmic |
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No, I think he meant "mad enough to give him semen-frosted brownies." |
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I ride with the Tweenies posse. Sure you wanna' rumble? |
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they go even better with semen-encrusted brownies or so I've heard |
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Good. Their breadsticks are dominate, too. |
Van Wilder was an entertaining movie.
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The post order bug hit this thread hard... I wonder if it will ever go away.
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How exactly does he end up getting charged with "Disturbing the Peace" for doing that?
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I would say that's a pretty old reason for not wanting to eat unknown brownies.
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