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I was going to call this thread, My Phone's On Vibrate For You, but I figured only a handful of people around here would get the reference...



Romanian Woman Thief Hid Mobile Phones In Her Vagina

April 18, 2005, 2:23:14

Romanian police searching a woman suspected of theft found her hiding a mobile phone in her vagina. They made the astonishing discovery after dialling the number and hearing a muffled ringing coming from somewhere under the woman's skirt. A witness said he had alerted police when he saw Ruxandra Gardian steal the phone from a customer in a restaurant.

Police questioned the 34-year-old and were about to let her go when the witness suggested they ring the phone to determine whether she was hiding it.

On dialling the number they heard a sound coming from under Gardian's clothes and took her to police headquarters to be strip-searched.
Police officers conducting the search were shocked to find the phone stashed in the woman's vagina.

However, the owner of the phone has since refused to have it returned to him saying it was damaged beyond repair and he would be filing an insurance claim. Officer Aurel Popescu commented: "I've seen a lot in my time as a policeman but never anything like this."

LOL. I tell you, if I were stealing a cell phone and shoved it up my ass, it sure as hell wouldn't be on.

Shouldn't that be muff-led?

Was it an 80's style cell phone?

When I was but a youngster and my family was visiting Italy, an old gypsy woman picked my dad's pocket. When he realized what had happened, he confronted her to try to get his money back. She denied that she had anything, and then (I suppose) to prove that she didn't have it on her, she lifted her dress all the way up, exposing her nasty, old, nude nether regions for everyone to see.

Scary stuff...

I think it was Zach Morris's cell phone.

I stole a canned ham once. I still can't sit down.

Scary stuff my ass.

To this day you still have that ancient Italian cooch fetish don't you? Working at the Olive Garden is the closest you can get to reliving that magic day.

Was she shaved?

doing a little morning fapping?

Did it look like roast beef?

I have a thing for Italian women.

or moochie norris' afro?

I wouldn't have until like.. three days ago. Then I was loaned a copy of three of this guy (Rufus Wainright)'s albums.

Wow. Cigarettes and Chocolate Milk is an amazing song and what a silky voice...