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Subby 04-19-2005 10:57 AM

OT: The Virgin Mary Appears!
 

Mon Apr 18, 1:44 PM ET


Bette Shober (L) and Joanne Vrablik (R) take a closer look at what people believe to be an image of the Virgin Mary under a freeway underpass in Chicago, April 18, 2005. Police said the image might have been caused by stains from road salt that dripped from the Kennedy expressway onto the wall, but hundreds of believers have been coming to the underpass to view the image and pray at the spot. REUTERS/John Gress

Suicane75 04-19-2005 10:58 AM

It looks like a vagina.

Kodos 04-19-2005 10:59 AM

I saw that on the local news last night. Just pathetic. I suppose I could go see it in person pretty easily...

WSUCougar 04-19-2005 11:00 AM

All I see is a grilled cheese sandwich...?

JeeberD 04-19-2005 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Suicane75
It looks like a vagina.


For reals...

Telle 04-19-2005 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Suicane75
It looks like a vagina.


Maybe it's Mary's vagina?

KWhit 04-19-2005 11:22 AM

You have got to be kidding me.

WrongWay 04-19-2005 11:29 AM

Either this picture does not do it justice, or these people are freaking idiots.

MizzouRah 04-19-2005 11:40 AM

It looks like some is reaching up to the sky with their hands formed for praying.


Todd

Passacaglia 04-19-2005 12:11 PM

Weird. I live on Fullerton, and I take that entrance to get to the Kennedy on my way to work. I was there this morning, but didn't notice anything. Maybe it was too early?

KWhit 04-19-2005 12:24 PM

What's the over/under of people who look at this and make some comment about how she appeared to welcome the new pope?

Bea-Arthurs Hip 04-19-2005 12:42 PM

They are claiming it resembles Our Lady of Guadalupe..

http://www.sancta.org/cgi/display.no..._night_sky.jpg


http://www.nbc5.com/slideshow/438832...qs=;s=13;w=320

http://www.nbc5.com/news/4388177/detail.html







Quote:

Maybe it's Mary's vagina?

You are a real classy guy.

jbmagic 04-19-2005 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Passacaglia
Weird. I live on Fullerton, and I take that entrance to get to the Kennedy on my way to work. I was there this morning, but didn't notice anything. Maybe it was too early?



you should go back and carve it out and sell it on Ebay. you probably get a lot of money for it. :)

TLK 04-19-2005 12:47 PM

I believe she appeared to welcome the new pope.....

Passacaglia 04-19-2005 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by jbmagic
you should go back and carve it out and sell it on Ebay. you probably get a lot of money for it. :)


I'm more curious about whether I should avoid it because of the traffic, or drive by to see all the craziness.

KWhit 04-19-2005 12:49 PM

Thanks for that, Lion King.

WSUCougar 04-19-2005 12:50 PM

I think it looks more like a photon torpedo. Maybe I should don some Vulcan ears and head on up the interstate.

MizzouRah 04-19-2005 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by jbmagic
you should go back and carve it out and sell it on Ebay. you probably get a lot of money for it. :)


What is it a turkey? ;)


Todd

Suicane75 04-19-2005 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Bea-Arthurs Hip
You are a real classy guy.


Hey, Marys the one showing her vagina to everyone.

judicial clerk 04-19-2005 01:11 PM

Are those candles or beer cans at the foot of the image?

Bea-Arthurs Hip 04-19-2005 01:13 PM

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Hey, Marys the one showing her vagina to everyone


Once again pure class and tolerance .

Domine Iesu, dimitte nobis debita nostra, salva nos ab igne inferiori, perduc in cælum omnes animas, præsertim eas, quæ misericordiæ tuæ maxime indigent. Amen.

Suicane75 04-19-2005 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Bea-Arthurs Hip
Once again pure class and tolerance .

Domine Iesu, dimitte nobis debita nostra, salva nos ab igne inferiori, perduc in cælum omnes animas, præsertim eas, quæ misericordiæ tuæ maxime indigent. Amen.


Dude, its a stain in a highway underpass.

MizzouRah 04-19-2005 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bea-Arthurs Hip
Once again pure class and tolerance .

Domine Iesu, dimitte nobis debita nostra, salva nos ab igne inferiori, perduc in cælum omnes animas, præsertim eas, quæ misericordiæ tuæ maxime indigent. Amen.


:eek:

Marmel 04-19-2005 01:18 PM

It looks more like a penguin than a virgin. To me at least.

Bea-Arthurs Hip 04-19-2005 01:21 PM

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Dude, its a stain in a highway underpass.


I understand this, I never claimed it was a miracle or an apparition. I responded to your blasphemous comments about the Mother of God. I was
Offended as I have a great love for the Blessed Mother. Just as if you were to post something here in reference to my earthly mother. That’s it in a nutshell Suicane.

Franklinnoble 04-19-2005 01:30 PM

I think it looks like Bea Arthur's vagina.

Suicane75 04-19-2005 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Franklinnoble
I think it looks like Bea Arthur's vagina.


It is a little green.

Bea-Arthurs Hip 04-19-2005 01:37 PM

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I think it looks like Bea Arthur's vagina.


:)

gottimd 04-19-2005 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Suicane75
It is a little green.


Hey Green is my favorite color, I take offense to that! :D

Passacaglia 04-19-2005 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by judicial clerk
Are those candles or beer cans at the foot of the image?


I think I read that people lit candles, but there are always homeless in that underpass, so I wouldn't be surprised if there were beer cans. Which of course makes me think it's a good thing Mary came down to support some woman taking a nursing school test, ignoring the homeless that are ALWAYS in that underpass.

sterlingice 04-19-2005 02:22 PM

...

SI

Telle 04-19-2005 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bea-Arthurs Hip
I understand this, I never claimed it was a miracle or an apparition. I responded to your blasphemous comments about the Mother of God. I was
Offended as I have a great love for the Blessed Mother. Just as if you were to post something here in reference to my earthly mother. That’s it in a nutshell Suicane.


So how is mentioning Mary's vagina blasphemous? It's one of her most famous attributes.. both for it's virginal state and who she birthed through it. And I personally think that vaginas are beautiful things.. but then maybe I've been getting a little too into the wonders of the female body since my recent out-of-hospital natural childbirth.

Huckleberry 04-19-2005 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bea-Arthurs Hip
I understand this, I never claimed it was a miracle or an apparition. I responded to your blasphemous comments about the Mother of God. I was
Offended as I have a great love for the Blessed Mother. Just as if you were to post something here in reference to my earthly mother. That’s it in a nutshell Suicane.


What was blasphemous?

Did Mary not have a vagina? I don't recall that part.

Question: through what did Jesus enter the world of men?

I'm pretty sure the answer is Mary's vagina.

Are you just scared of that word? Vagina?

Franklinnoble 04-19-2005 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Huckleberry
What was blasphemous?

Did Mary not have a vagina? I don't recall that part.

Question: through what did Jesus enter the world of men?

I'm pretty sure the answer is Mary's vagina.

Are you just scared of that word? Vagina?


This post cracks me up.

ISiddiqui 04-19-2005 04:26 PM

No, don't you know... Mary didn't have a vagina, it was an ass birth ;).

Now THAT was blasphamous... and you're welcome.

ice4277 04-19-2005 04:51 PM

So, let me get this straight. It's ok to make fun of the Virgin Mary's vagina, but, it is not ok for me to call it "faggoty" to do so.

ISiddiqui 04-19-2005 04:53 PM

Yes. You got it!

Desnudo 04-19-2005 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Telle
So how is mentioning Mary's vagina blasphemous? It's one of her most famous attributes.. both for it's virginal state and who she birthed through it. And I personally think that vaginas are beautiful things.. but then maybe I've been getting a little too into the wonders of the female body since my recent out-of-hospital natural childbirth.


I don't think it was so much blasphemous as an opportunity to spout sanctimonious bull shit.

Telle 04-19-2005 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Desnudo
I don't think it was so much blasphemous as an opportunity to spout sanctimonious bull shit.


Oooooh... now that makes much more sense :)

Desnudo 04-19-2005 05:27 PM

Carpe diem!

Franklinnoble 04-19-2005 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Desnudo
Carpe diem!


Or, better still, Carpe Lumbus!

sterlingice 04-19-2005 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Desnudo
I don't think it was so much blasphemous as an opportunity to spout sanctimonious bull shit.


Kindof like a certain "faggoty" thread, which is growing ever longer as we speak?

SI

Joe Canadian 04-19-2005 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Huckleberry
Are you just scared of that word? Vagina?


Because I'm feeling extra immature today...

Vagina!!! Vagina!!! Vagina!!!

Desnudo 04-19-2005 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franklinnoble
Or, better still, Carpe Lumbus!


Don't need to tell me twice.

Passacaglia 04-20-2005 06:49 AM

Anyway, back to the rest of the Virgin Mary...I drove past it on my way home yesterday, and there was a policeman directing traffic from the exit ramp, and I'd say at least 100 people there. There were a few flags hung on the wall -- one was city of Chicago flag, and the other two I couldn't recognize. As I drove away on Fullerton, there were a lot of people walking toward it, but it was a warm day, so there might have been a lot of people out anyway, although probably not that many at 3 PM on a weekday. On my way to work this morning, there was still at least one policeman on the scene, and about 10-15 people there, some taking pictures -- I expected there to be fewer people at 6:15 am, though.

I'm curious as to how long this thing will last. It doesn't look like it's going anywhere, so it will probably last until people get bored with it.

Airhog 04-20-2005 06:51 AM

Carpe Jugulum!

Huckleberry 04-20-2005 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Telle
So how is mentioning Mary's vagina blasphemous? It's one of her most famous attributes.. both for it's virginal state and who she birthed through it. And I personally think that vaginas are beautiful things.. but then maybe I've been getting a little too into the wonders of the female body since my recent out-of-hospital natural childbirth.


Rock on. My older daughter was born with the help of a midwife at a hospital. My younger daughter was born at home with a midwife. The at-home experience was fantastic.

Congratulations.

Subby 04-20-2005 09:43 AM

I think there is an uncanny resemblence to the Virgin Mary that I have seen depicted in murals and paintings...the western european one, not the black one...

Telle 04-20-2005 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Huckleberry
Rock on. My older daughter was born with the help of a midwife at a hospital. My younger daughter was born at home with a midwife. The at-home experience was fantastic.

Congratulations.


Thank you. I really can't stop telling people about how amazing the experience was. I had my daughter at a birthing center and it was great there, but I'm contemplating a home birth in the future (especially if we move to an area without any freestanding birthing centers).

timmynausea 04-20-2005 06:42 PM

Guys, there is no way that was really the Virgin Mary. I was looking at her schedule earlier and she is booked for the whole week on a tortilla in Iowa.


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