this is brutal
 

So I ate meat today for the first time in 16 years. I made a deal that on my 30th birthday (sunday) I would eat meat. so today I ate half a chicken finger. My body is wicked pissed at me. I swear to god, I think the paint is peeling off the walls of my apartment. I had to leave work early today it was so bad.

You learned your lesson. Never prevent your body from eating meat for 16 years again. :D

This is necessary. Life feeds on life, feeds on life, feeds on life. This is necessary...

I wish "faggoty" hadn't been run into the ground so much.
A guy getting his first piece of meat in 16 years........pshaw.

sorry, i know you are an expert at putting meat in your mouth :eek:

So, what exactly were those carrots and that lettuce before they were brutally killed for his lunch if they weren't alive?

PEOPLE.... PLANTS ARE LIVING THINGS TOO. IF EATING ANIMALS BECAUSE THEY ARE ALIVE IS WRONG THEN SO IS VEGETARIANISM...unless you simply eat fruit, which is the one thing that is actually designed with the sole purpose of being eaten to ensure the survival of the parent species.

I know the last rant doesn't apply to you but you're giving argument to the "moral vegetarian" freaks out there when you differentiate like that. :)

Totaly uncalled for. I never said i really liked it.

I didn't really think things through at all. I just wanted to reply with the lyrics of a Tool secret song.

Well its not really secret anymore is it?

Then Tool are tools, hehe. :)

Actually, I'm not aware of the song but since it's a secret song, I'm not surprised. :)

lol, good point.

Chickens have fingers?

Right next to the nuggets.

Did I mention my stomach hurts

What, all of the sudden, made you decide to eat meat?

Try to keep up, shall we? ;)

I said all along when I turn 30 I'll eat meat again

No, i understood what you did, im just wondering why exactly. Did you always wanna eat meat? Was this to be a one time thing or a reintroduction into the world of meat?

Edit: And did you talk to a doctor or do any research beforehand into the effects of starting eating meat again?

This conversation is beginning to sound really uncomfortable. :)

Only for the filfthy minded among us. And I am pure.

probably a reintroduction

Well i hope ya feel better.

When I lived in LA I had a friend who went the vegetarian route for a year and when he tried to eat meat he got as sick as you did. He never tried it again.

I was talking to a nurse in SC and I told her this story and she said that there was an enzyme in our stomach which deals with digesting meat and when we stop eating it the stomach can stop producing it and it can have horrible effects if we eat meat later. I never tried to research this since I have no intentions of giving up my carnivore ways but you might want to, just to be sure.

It's not a meal if something didn't have to be bludgeoned, impaled, or shot merely to sustain you.

So if you choked a cow to death the resulting steak wouldn't be a meal? I beg to differ.

Would you want to attempt to choke a cow? :D

I love meat, you couldn't pay me enough to give it up...


We don't look kindly upon vegetarians here in Texas, Lathum. Better work your way up to cow real quick like or I'll get the posse on your ass.

If you personally choked a cow to death the resulting steak would not be a meal. It'd be a fucking masterpiece.

So outta all the things you could have chosen to eat as your first meat meal.. you picked kfc?.. why not a juicy steak.. or even a hamburger..

Why are there 30 some-odd posts after this one?

I gave up eating meat for a year and a half (basically my wifes a vegetarian, so when she had to give up stuff while pregnant with our youngest Son I gave up meat in sympathy) ... continued after he was born for a while but eventually gave into the urge.

I had no side effects at all to eating meat again, apart from increased appetite ....

I'd recommend restarting by eating either bacon or steak ... preferably a steak wrapped in bacon, hmmmm .....

But what about choking the chicken?

I guess I'm curious like suicane - why did you want to reintroduce meat? it sounds like eating meat again was something you felt you should do, but didn't really want to do - and that just seems strange to me.

So did you like the chicken finger? :)

when you turn 40 you should eat a moose

Basiclly it gets pretty boring being a vegetarian so I told a coworker on my 30th birthday I would eat meat. He kept riding me saying I would never do it so I felt the need to prove him wrong. The chicken was the most convienient thing to eat because another co worker happened to be eating them. That being said I think I'll try bacon next.

A lot of us said stupid shit when we were 14.

Man, if I had known this was going to include Tool lyrics, I would have clicked on the thread earlier....

The ironic thing is, that hidden track contains a sermon on this exact point, that vegetables are alive as well. "Reverend Maynard" goes off on harvest time as being the "holocaust" for carrots. I haven't listened to it in a few years, probably, but I also remember some line about "let the rabbits wear glasses!" It's pretty funny.

Gotta love the internet...


"And the angel of the lord came unto me, snatching me up from my place of slumber. And took me on high, and higher still until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself. And he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own midwest. And as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil. One thousand, nay a million voices full of fear. And terror possesed me then. And I begged, "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?" And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! You see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust." And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared, "Hear me now, I have seen the light! They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers!" Can I get an amen? Can I get a hallelujah? Thank you Jesus. Life feeds on life feeds on life feed! s on life feeds on........


This is necessary."

I had a friend once, he took some ecstasy...tried to marry me and every one in the room.
He was sort of loving kinda caring...kinda tried to fuck my lazy boy.
It got a bit messy all over the curtains....arm chair covers, throw pillows, and carpeting.

QOTM!! Bring it back now!

I think it is just a bad reaction to turning 30.
Nothing to do with meat.

I ♥ indoorsoccersim.

This is quite true. "horrible" may be overstating it but your body does need to readjust. Your body will adapt though. Decent link here about the body readjusting. I had a friend who was a vegetrian for a couple of years and then reintroduced meats and she said that her doctor recommended starting with fish then moving to chicken and lastly red meat. Fish most closely resembles the vegetable diet apparently. She did this and didn't experience any problems FWIW.

You do know that there is more fat and grease in a couple of chicken fingers than in an entire Big Mac don't you? No wonder your body went into ejection mode!

As mentioned above, try some mercury laced fish first, then work your way up to hormone-injected cows. Your body will thank you for it.

mmm...mercury...

Once your done with the cow....just kick a couple of puppies, run over a few kittens and then filet a trout you caught yourself.

Oh....and then drink a gallon of milk from those hormone-injected cows.... :rolleyes:

Am I the only one who thought of the beastiality thread when he saw this?

I knew this vegetarian girl, once. She asked if she could give me a blow job. I said to her, "Now, I don't share those beliefs with you, but by God, fellating me would be ingesting the reddest of the red meats. I won't go into details, but I had an incident involving a massage chair and a cheese grater." Wow. I miss her. Maybe should I dig her up one of these days. Her number. Dig up her number. Yeah. That's it.

Perhaps you could have worded that better, Jeebs.

SI