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rkmsuf 04-20-2005 11:24 AM

Just Like The Real Thing
 
At least according to this guy.

Quote:

They are almost impossible to distinguish from the real thing

Probabitlity is high that Michael has never had sex with a human female.

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Sex without hassle...


Germany - A German inventor claims to have created the world's most sophisticated robot sex doll.

The sex androids developed by aircraft mechanic Michael Harriman from Nuremberg have "hearts" that beat harder during sex.

They also breathe harder and have internal heaters to raise the body temperature - but their feet stay cold "just like in real life", according to Harriman.

He said: "They are almost impossible to distinguish from the real thing, but I am still developing improvements and I will only be happy when what I have is better than the real thing."

The dolls are on offer for £4 000 (about R47 000)each for the basic model, with extra charges for adaptations like extra large breasts.

Underneath the silicon skin, developed for use in medical surgery, is an electronic heart that beats faster during sex.

The model can also be made to move by remote control, wiggling her hips under the bedclothes and making other suggestive movements - all at the touch of a button.

Harriman said his design was an improvement on the popular "real dolls" sold in the US. - Ananova.com

johneh 04-20-2005 11:50 AM

Damn, why did I get married - this would have saved me a lot of $$$

Franklinnoble 04-20-2005 12:37 PM

Pix pls, kthx.

A-Husker-4-Life 04-20-2005 01:06 PM

:eek: You have to be kidding me..... What the hell are they going to think of next

Suicane75 04-20-2005 01:09 PM

This is retarded, nothing could be closer to the real thing than my Aimee Sweet synthetic vagina.....with vibrating egg.

rkmsuf 04-20-2005 01:11 PM

The inventor sounds like he is really into his work.

Lathum 04-20-2005 01:18 PM

So umm, how much is that in American Dollars? just wondering, in case a friend asks, or I wanna send someone a gag gift...or something.

cartman 04-20-2005 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Lathum
So umm, how much is that in American Dollars? just wondering, in case a friend asks, or I wanna send someone a gag gift...or something.


Almost the buy-in for a WSOP seat...

:D

Desnudo 04-20-2005 01:21 PM

Around $10,000. I wonder how much the extra large breast option is.

rkmsuf 04-20-2005 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Desnudo
Around $10,000. I wonder how much the extra large breast option is.


twice a day, 7 days a week and it pays for itself in no time.

Franklinnoble 04-20-2005 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf
twice a day, 7 days a week and it pays for itself in no time.


No kidding. This sort of innovation could put and end to the prostitution trade.

Surtt 04-20-2005 01:45 PM

There was a young man from Racine
Who invented a f*cking machine.
Concave and convex
It would serve either sex,
But, oh what a mess to clean.

Ksyrup 04-20-2005 01:56 PM

"Probabitlity is high that Michael has never had sex with a human female."



This throwaway comment had me confused for 10 minutes. Honestly, I thought this was some sort of joke related to Michael Jackson, but I couldn't find the connection anywhere in the article. Then I realized I probably jumped to the conclusion to begin with.

rkmsuf 04-20-2005 02:01 PM

What are the odds that this guy saw Austin Powers and the Fembots and said "Hey..."

Bee 04-20-2005 02:03 PM

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...I will only be happy when what I have is better than the real thing."

Sounds like he's planning on adding a mute button. :D

Raiders Army 04-20-2005 02:07 PM

Why buy one of those when you can buy a Russian bride who will cook and clean as well?

rkmsuf 04-20-2005 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Raiders Army
Why buy one of those when you can buy a Russian bride who will cook and clean as well?


no remote

Franklinnoble 04-20-2005 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Bee
Sounds like he's planning on adding a mute button. :D


I dunno... I kinda like it when women are vocal in bed.

gottimd 04-20-2005 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Franklinnoble
I dunno... I kinda like it when women are vocal in bed.

So then unmute for that.

rkmsuf 04-20-2005 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by gottimd
So then unmute for that.


I'd love to somehow hack his and have it sound like Shorty when not on mute.

gottimd 04-20-2005 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf
I'd love to somehow hack his and have it sound like Shorty when not on mute.

You'll have to wait for the customization, which will come out in the second patch.

rkmsuf 04-20-2005 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by gottimd
You'll have to wait for the customization, which will come out in the second patch.


He better get working on it.

"Oh Franky, you are so small. I can barely feel anything."

gottimd 04-20-2005 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf
He better get working on it.

"Oh Franky, you are so small. I can barely feel anything."


"Heeeeheeee stop it, it tickles!"

Pumpy Tudors 04-21-2005 03:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ksyrup
"Probabitlity is high that Michael has never had sex with a human female."



This throwaway comment had me confused for 10 minutes. Honestly, I thought this was some sort of joke related to Michael Jackson, but I couldn't find the connection anywhere in the article. Then I realized I probably jumped to the conclusion to begin with.


Same here.


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