I'm Staying At A Hotel Tonight
 

I can't tell you the name, but there are two trees involved.

I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK.

Did that GGW make you feel that much better about yourself?

I like to wear do not disturb signs on my neck so kids can't tell me knock knock jokes. "Hey little nephew" "Knock-knock" "Read the sign punk!"

why are you in a hotel?

You've got it lucky, I live in my car.

Someone just asked me if I wanted a forzen banana. I said no. But then I thought I'd want a regular banana later, so I said yeah.

Sui--

Make sure it has thirteen floors. You don't wanna be on fourteen with no thirteen below you and deal with a fire. If you jump out the window, you will die quicker.

Are you agraid of the dark
?

That's the first time I've seen someone call a hammock a hotel. Uppity.

Are you going to be ordering some crappy hotel porn because that's how you roll?

Hopefully it's a Holiday Inn Express.

Doubletree.

What do I win?

Doubletree has good cookies.

The letter B looks like a number 13 squished together. "Hi, my name is Bob" GET THE FUCK AWAY!

I would imagine if you could understand Morse Code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.

So Sui, your parents took you on vacation with them?

The DoubleTree in Somerset? That place is swank.

Not after last years dissaster known as Weekend O' Bingo.