Roomie
 

So, yea. I was playing MVP, and my roomate and his girl were laying in bed behind me. All of the sudden, I hear moaning, followed by the bed rocking heavily. Kinda awkward. I had to play like 3 games until they were finished.

You don't have to lie for him, just admit you only had to play the top of the first before they were done.

You should have asked him if it was time to bring in a relief pitcher.

I hope it wasn't your bed.

C'mon Shorty. It was going up the hole, now show us why you guys are a great Double Play combination.

is it safe to say your roomie won't ever have the same dilemma?

Pix, pls, kthx.

14 year olds should abstain.

Seriously dude, if they pull that insensitive BS on you, you should do all of the following:

a) watch

b) grab you camera/camcorder and take video evidence

c) Blackmail them by threatening to post it online

d) Collect said blackmail and share with FOFC anyways

You forgot e) put it in her bum

Forgive my ignorance here, but is this common in dorms? I never lived in one, nor dated anyone who did.

LOL!!! :D

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My buddies down the hall freshman year had a roomy who brought several girls in the room to boink (one at a time sadly). He usually started when nobody was in the room, but continued even if people came in. At least they were under the covers (usually).

How is this "sadly"? Isn't this a college guy's dream?

What happened when they were done? Awkward conversation, or did you just pretend nothing happened?

no. having them all at the same time would be the dream.

So he made the other chicks wait in the hall?

Different chicks, different days. Twas the way it was done in the late 90's in these parts ;)

Chicks used to actually come on this board and solicit men for sex? Man, I wish I'd been here.

Who was it that shared the story about waking up in the middle of the night to find his nazi-sympathizing roomie doin' it with another guy?

Got it. I'm a little slow. I was thinking threesome.

I have to say, I like the way you think.

I must have missed this one...:eek:

Alllriiighhhhtttttt.

The good doctor, Eaglesfan27... :)

14,000+ posts and a mind like a steel trap when it comes to buggery... that's our Jeebs...

This thread is a QOTM fans dream

I remember that story. Filed under poster you'd least expect to hear a story about a homosexual Neo-Nazi roommate from.

I think it is safe to assume that anyone who read it remembers it.

Good old college life.

Shorty.. when you see your roomies gf later on ask her if she's up for some real lovin'.

:)


Todd

For better or for worse. In a "Leaving Las Vegas," kind of way.

weirdest situation yet is when 3 of us (4 ppl live in the room) were all having sex at the same time. with girls, don't twist that sentence up.

What the hell kind of school is this? Are you going to the Whore College?

it depends on the guys... we are pretty good friends plus there have been a lot of these situations bringing girls back, so for a room like ours it is somewhat common..

Let me guess... fourth guy was playing MVP?

He was the Camera Man, looking for the Best Anal Scene of the Year.

no, not at all. honestly i typed it out to be more awkward than it was. like we had small conversations while they were getting it on, there was just no eye contact. in fact, he jumped down to take a piss shortly after they started and i turned around and told his girl, "well that was fast!"



i forget, but when i used to live in another dorm early in the year, i slept top bunk, and i woke up in the middle of the night, Boyz II Men's "I'll Make Love To You" was playing and the bed was literally shaking back and forth. i figured out what was going on pretty fast.


haha that was only a one time thing

What I was thinking.

fourth guy picked a corner.

Yep, that was me.

To answer Farrah's question, I had at least two different roommates who seemed to think it was common or didn't care about my feelings. However, Froggie was the worst of them, by far.

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:D

Hey, remind me to tell you the story about a guy we used to call "Sluggo". You had a chance there, Shorty.

The story in question

People actually have sex in dorm rooms?

When you have no option, hell yes.

It really kind of sucked because everyone in the next room knew you'd just had sex when you walked out of the room. Of course you also had the "Yeah, that's right - I just had sex and you didnt, pal" feeling as well.

Except in Shorty's dorm, where you get that "Yeah, that's right - I just had sex and ... um, so did you... in the same room" feeling.

Damn! I should have accepted the appointment to West Point. I really missed outon all the debauchery. :(

After your friend finished his turn, you should have asked her if you where the second game of a double header...

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