(song parody) Posting to F-O-F-C, Man :)
 

(BLAME SACKATTACK! He came up with the idea.. I just.. ran with it) :D

To the Tune (badly) of Billy Joel's Piano Man :)

It's 9 o'clock on a Saturday
The FOFC crowd shuffles in
Jeebies creating new threads left and right.
And some poor newbie is trollin...

He says "Can some one trade me some FOF, you see"
I'd really like to know how it goes...
well I can trade a copy of Net Detective
And if you made that trade you'd really get hosed.


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Posting some new threads on FOFC, Man..
Posting some threads tonight..
For we're in the mood for some sports-sim talk..
it'll probably touch off a big fight..

Now Foz over there, is a Red Sox Fan.
Some say he got mad and punched a tree
Easy Mac's quick with a joke, we think MIJB has toked
And Farrah, Arlie and baby make three.

Hell Atlantic's posting but is making no sense.
And radii's playing poker left and right.
SackAttack is listening to the Dodger game,
and Bubba's starting another Religious fight...

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Posting some new threads on F-O-F-C, Man
Posting on some threads tonight..
For we're in the mood for some sports-sim talk..
it'll probably touch off a big fight..

Now the wigs were trolling hand over fist,
and the Dark Jedi's pictures are such a sight..
And the trolls flames were fanning, that led to a banning
Now who'd you think would win that fight..

And Quiksand's Puzzles answers are always 2/3's
And Shorty.. well shorty obviously is stoned..
Yes they're starting a picture based flamewar
And if they go too far it'll be off they go..
They'll be "In the Penalty Box" for sure..

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Posting some new threads on F-O-F-C, Man
Posting on some threads tonight..
For we're in the mood for some sports-sim talk..
it'll probably touch off a big fight..

The dynasty forum's busy tonight,
to read them all you'll need a while
Cause you see, there's a post or 23
Looks like Eaglesfan27 has been posting again..

And the forum's going to crash again.
And Franklinnoble will say "Fucking Time Stamp Bug"
But we'll come back from near or far, no matter where we are..
but say man "What are we doing, here.."

La la la, de de da
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Posting some new threads on F-O-F-C. Man
Posting on some threads tonight..
For we're in the mood for some sports-sim talk..
it'll probably touch off a big fight..

Will SkyDog record this version, too?

I release all recording rights to SkyDog in return for him not banning me for this :)

You need to stop smoking the shit The Afoci sends you in the mail.

Damnit! I knew someone besides MIJB would fit there, I could only come up with him, because of his from :)

I made a song, finally!

I weep for the children.

I was the first FOFCer named. Sweet!!!

Hell, the inspiration for the song was your birthday thread, Jeebies ;)

So, is it good for my image to make it into that song? I got no idea what "we think MIJB has toked" means, but I have a nasty feeling I only made it because I'm dutch.
:D

Toked = smoking the marijuana, a legal substance in your fine country.

Of course! When you live around here, you start to think it's just as normal as your hourly coffee break.

Well, they ARE called coffee shops... :D

/* not that I would know...
/** ok, maybe I went in one once while in Amsterdam...
/*** ok, maybe several different ones, including the Bulldog...

Now that I think about it.. this is the what.. 3rd? FOFC Parody song to Billy Joel Music?

I hadn't seen this yet today. I am honored to be a part of this parody. :)

Wow. I made my first song :)

Good parody. Someone please record this!

No, please don't.

Please do record it. I want to hack SA's computer and make that play over and over and over again

I think it'd get great headlines.. "Guy takes shotgun to computer over parody song" :D

Fixed it for you!

Hmm..

NOW There's a song parody in that!

"SackAttack's Got A gun" (to Janie's Got A Gun by Aerosmith)

I think it could work!

Have you forgotten, I have your address?