Ugliest Athelete of all time
 

There have been a lot of professional athletes. Some could pose for GQ, most are average, and then we have a few special ones that could wear the crown for being "THE UGLIEST ATHLETE OF ALL TIME". Let's meet the candidates:

Otis Nixon- Poor Otis. When he was 25, he looked 50. When he hit 30, he looked about 65, and when he hit 40...hoo boy. Let's just say I wouldn't be surprised to find out Otis was a mummy that had reanimated and unwrapped himself.

Dan Gadzuric-Now, if there was a player who looked like he came from another galaxy, it would be Gadz. His eyes are in a constant Wilbanksian state, and his limbs fly around on the court as if they are not even attached to his body. Gadz needs a total makeover.

Kirk Hinrich-He has the face of an inbred, the ears of an elf, and the hair of someone who went into SuperCuts and asked "Make me look like Ringo circa 1960".

Willie McGee-See Otis Nixon

Bill Walton-Well, a horse is a horse of course, of course.....

Rod Beck-Ok, maybe he's not THAT bad, but would you want him taking your daughter to the prom?

Tracy McGrady-Man, you think it's hard for you to look at him? Imagine how hard it is for him to look at you . Literally. Lazy, diverging eyes.

Ok, who else is there?

Popeye Jones

Randy Johnson

I met Tracy McGrady and he is not a bad looking man.

My vote goes to Zane Smith. He looked like the villain in one of those House of Wax/Texas Chainsaw Massacre movies.

I mean come on

George Muresan

Scottie Pippen

Tyrone Hill, Nick van Exel, Reggie Miller, Sam Cassell

Where the hell is Patrick Ewing?

At the Gold Club.

Clearly Randy Johnson.

Wow I made some really obvious oversights

you win

Point to rkmsuf.

When Kirk Hinrich was at KU I always called him Frodo.

I always thought the freckled look of Dennis Johnson was pretty ugly.

Melido Perez? Ugly + Jerry Curl = Gold

Darren Puppa? The guy looked like they shaved Chewbacca.

Tyrone Hill
Sam Cassell Aka E.T.
Jerome Williams of the Knicks


those are the two that come to mind

Ronaldinho

Bob Euker

Constantine Popa

Great... When there's a hot chick poll, I have to advertise the Dutch women, but when there's an ugliest sportman thread, one of the initial seven is from the Netherlands.

I think basketball players should be excluded from this since practically by definition they are all mutants.

Anyone who has ever worn pinstripes.

Sharone Wright

teddy ginn

Stephen Jackson

Sarah Fisher

Im glad Willie McGee made the list, he is by far the ugliest and I thought I was the only one who thought that.

Paul Mokeski

If we are going with an all-ugly team its hard not to pick the 85-86 Celtics. Larry Bird, Dennis Johnson, Kevin McHale and Robert Parrish. That's world champion ugly.

Larry Bird would get my vote.

Old Horse Face, Julian Tavares

word.

Dennis Rodman

That annoying PG when the Knicks used to be decent, back in the Spike days. I used to call him "buggar" cause that's what he looked like...a gooey viscous yellowish thing, only he made a lot of noise. He was one of those yappers.

Starks? Or the Black Hitler, Derek Harper?

Keith Van Horn and drunk Eli Manning.

Since poker is a sport, I'll nominate Paul Magriel aka X-22

I second the nomination of Scottie Pippin.

In the "Classic" category, Joe Torre.

Poker is not a sport. :)

That was my first thought and couldn't believe he wasn't in the poll.

My thoughts EXACTLY. Cro-magnon man himself.

Yeah, but isnt that guy ugly? :D

He looks like a cross between the Numa-Numa guy and Star Wars kid.

My vote would go to Larry Bird or Randy Johnson, both horrible men to look at.

I was surprised to see Scottie Pippen's name mentioned, I never considered him to be attractive, but I never considered him ugly either - just average.

Charlie Kerfeld should've been on this list.

The oversights of either Pippen or Ewing are astounding. Both are just about as ugly as it gits.

I guess Pippen is ok if you believe nose size is correlated to . . . other things. Otherwise, he defines being hit over the head by the ugly stick.

how the heck can Randall "Tex" Cobb not be on the list

from Fletch "Bend Over" - Ben pleased to meet you

After Princess Bride, though, he just looked cuter. I'm not sure the same thing can be said for My Giant, but when ugly athletes appear in movies (not about sports), it softens them a bit. Pippen, on the hand, could only play the role of "Really Ugly Guy #4" in a major movie.