Michael Jackson Collapses!!!
 

How shocking! Michael Jackson collapsed as his trial ended, and he needed an IV at the emergency room!

I certainly hope that he is alright. :rolleyes:

the trial was a Thriller

The E! coverage was Bad.

As far as the charge goes... I wonder if he'll Beat It!

All the answers are in Black Or White

Billy Jean was his nurse or so I've heard.

If he gets away with this, he's definitely a Smooth Criminal.

I thought that Billy Gene was his lover.

Billy Gene is not his lover. She just a girl that thinks he is the one.

I think you guys should just get off his back for a minute. I mean, Can't we all just live in harmony. Perfect harmony even. Like the keys on a piano keyboard. (Oh Lord!)

Who's Bad?

Fixed it.

Already did that one.

this thread is totally Off The Wall..... :D

If he keeps collapsing he's going to be HIStory...

yeah but this has Ben a hard time for him.

michael didn't collapse. he's invincible.

those first 7-8 posts were gold, each member parodying a hit song, no one repeating a hit, no one missing a hit. perfecto!

He told the press to "Leave Me Alone"

Really, it was nothing. ABC, easy as 1-2-3.

I said you wanna be startin' somethin'?
You got to be startin' somethin'.

I'm lookin at the man in the mirror (sunglasses).
I'm askin him to change his ways.

The whole situation makes me want to Scream.

He's got to be put away. This guy is Dangerous.

Do you remember the time Michael settled a case just like this out of court?

I dont understand the hub ub, he should tell em that it's Human Nature.

Do you Remember the Time that his hair caught on fire?

In his defense, that boy was quite a Pretty Young Thing.

*cough*

So with the jury still out, I quickly read through the latest CNN article and a few things stood out as bizarre/funny:

1. "Sources said Juror No. 2 was elected as the jury's foreman. The man is a 63-year-old retired counselor and amateur artist from Santa Maria who described himself during jury selection as a regular CNN viewer."

Thanks for that last important piece of information, CNN.


2. "...Jackson's father, Joseph, turned up at the courthouse, agitated and demanding to know where his son was. Surrounded by a gaggle of cameras, he walked up to a sheriff's deputy and asked, "I want to know where my son is at."

The elder Jackson eventually left, after a deputy explained his son was at home."

Hahahahaha!


3. "The Rev. Jesse Jackson, who said he has been meeting and praying with the pop star, told CNN on Monday that the singer is suffering from "excruciating" pain but remains resolute and strong in his conviction of his innocence."

Nice choice of words, Rev.


4. "In many ways, his destiny, at least for a season, is in the jaws of the jury," the civil rights and religious leader said."

Jesse's been spending way too much time with Mike Tyson, apparently. What, is Michael worried that he'll be in jail during next year's season of Desperate Housewives? Could you at least wait until he's been convicted before you equate the jury with predators?


5. "About an hour into deliberations Monday, the juryinformed the judge that they had a question. Santa Barbara County Superior Court Judge Rodney Melville notified the attorneys in the case of the jury's query, but the nature of the question was not made public....

...Questions from the jury are a public record since they are submitted in writing by the jury foreperson, the AP reported."

Are we suggesting a violation of public records law, or was that a note from CNN's attorney that they forgot to remove from the article?

Not quite Daily-Show-quality summation, but very good. I actually did hear Jon Stewart's voice in my head for "Thanks for that last important piece of information CNN."

But can he still moonwalk? Even today, it's a pretty sweet move...almost as good as the worm.

Well I would hope not. I was aiming a tad lower...in accordance with my abilities. :)

In an effort to get this thread back to its comedy roots....

Ksyrup... when you post stuff like that, I Just Cant Stop Lovin You!

ugh... I tried