The Onion - 6/22/2056
 

Pretty freaking funny.

http://theonion.com/2056-06-22/index_b.php



Butt-Fuck Sluts Go Nuts wins daytime Emmy. LOL!

We Need A Fourth Law Of Robotics: Stop Fingering My Wife

:D

Some of the best quotes -

"Financial experts announced Monday that the U.S. economy was boosted by millions of Americans beginning to purchase Ramadan gifts."

On repopulating Africa after a scourge wipes everything out:

"Critics argue that the ReAfrica project is beyond the scope of current terra-reforming technology, and the UN resources required would be better spent on more fertile territory, such as the Marianas Trench or Charon, Pluto's only moon"

After some sort of inter-American war:

"RUMSFIELD, EMPIRE OF TEXAS — Officials at the Crawford White House announced Monday that the Halliburton Corporation has been awarded the lucrative task of reconstructing the Midwest, a contract worth approximately Ÿ92 billion."

"'Halliburton is proud to have been entrusted with the task of repairing the damage done during the Great Wars between the EOT and the Great Lakes Alliance,' said Halliburton CEO Richard Ch5ney, the fifth clone of the former U.S. president Dick Cheney and clone-once-removed of Texan Vice Overlord Rick Chen4y."

Good stuff :)

Meh... The Onion is so 2001

The Onion is funny. Seeing the patriotic undies photo for the 2,349th time is not.

Just my two cents.

The Onion, as old as they are, consistently deliver the funny. It's quite impressive.

What are you trying to say?

See ... this guy gets it.

In the future there won't be telephones. You just think of someone and poof, you are talking to them.

Yeah, same with the humping the bunny rabbit one.

Heh.

I thought more would get a kick out of the "Curse of Jeter" headline ;).