5 Word Storytime
 

You get five words to help contribute to our story, per post. No dolaposting.


The last time I had

A Chicken in my hand

I lovingly and tenderly caressed

Shorty signed off of AIM

and took a hot shower.

I got out, fondling my

Eli Manning, who is my

favorite player, but not because

he makes my penis grow.

Then it settles down. Anyways,

nothings beats ma's custard pie

It's the way she adds

A little dash of Suicane

right into custard. Magic Johnson

who loves late night FOFC,

Edited for a comma.

contributed a little AIDS juice,

Which got in Shorty's hair

. "Not again, Magic, I just

washed that with my special

shampoo, which makes me more

naughty during Thursday Roseanne reruns

make Suicane horny as hell

he was horny for Jackie

"The Jokeman" Martling, who came

all over his chin and

tanlines. He cried shamlessly for

Sov to come clean him

using only a rag from

the back of his underwear

,but there was a huge

kill this thread. The End.

Or so KevinNU7 thought. Actually,

the thread was just about

Manfred von Richthofen, who will

implant us all with microchips

because Jack Kilby wanted it

. That way he could assuage

with a menage a trois

. Unfortunately, he did not have

object in the last sentence.

Therefore, HornsManiac enters our story

Always Cocky, and Funny too

, pimpin' to all internet hoes.

Waving his Atlanta Braves team

in everyone's face. The ratings

of star George Lombard went

All Star. And the Mets

announced that Mike Piazza was

to star on Broadway in