I wouldn't want to fight him.
 

That's why no one will remember your name.

Oh, you're so cute when you quote Troy.

Achilles is da bomb yo

Here you go Shorty.

SHORTY SHORT

Troy was a boring gay movie...I enjoyed it... ya know, I was trying to do a joke, and there are certain things I can't go through with... this is one of those things... it was a horrible, boring 2.5 hours that I'll never get back... I actually enjoyed Alfie more than this piece of crap (but Alfie at least had a little Sienna Miller nude, and no, that does not link to pix, just IMDB)

Could Achilles kill a leopard with his bare hands?

Whoa! I remember that chick from Keen Eddie. Fiiiiiine

Time to hit up a file-sharing program.

Poor Lelaini, kicked to the curb already.

After I beat her in the 200m dash things just weren't the same.

If I new how to upload a bittorrent link, I'd cut her scenes out of the movie, but alas, I'm lazy. Needless to say, there are certain CELEBrity places you can search online that may have ARCHIVEd certain scenes from MOVIEs where such things could be found. Obviously, I can't point you there, and I really don't want to give you hints for google searches either.

Oh, and buy the Keen Eddie box set,

Dude, it's me. wtf?

I may not know how to fold a shirt, but I'm a god when it cums to this stuff.

A box set?? How many episodes did there end up being? 4? 5?

Who the hell does know how to fold a shirt... aside from Shorty "Troy" Kormelink

eMule never fails. Uh-oh, the last time I mentioned a file-sharing service I got suspended.

Share with your loved ones.

13 to be exact... F'in FOX cancelling good shows. At least they finally threw Undeclared on DVD.

Keen Eddie

Eh, too British for my tastes.

She's from New York

Wow, she's engaged to Jude Law... damn that sucks. Just kidding honey (of you read this :))

No one ever said he was a wise one.

She looks British.

What the hell does that mean you fucking twat?

It means she looks fuckin British.

She's hot, but not unapproachably hot (hell, I find Kate Winslett moderately sexy, so what do I know?)

Haha. That's odd, but I enjoyed it.

And you look like you came from the Isle of Dark Basements.

Thats a place you never leave.

Yeah, but im not proclaiming myself a piece of ass, although i am a fetching chap when the Jumpsuit comes out.