Where Are My Nuts!!@!~!
 

The package says caramel covered popcorn AND PEANUTS!

Now I remember why I stopped eating this shit, cause their aint no peanuts in the damn bag, I want peanuts to go with my caramel covered pop corn you sons of bitches.

If you're married, they are probably in your wife's purse.

;)

Ya know what sucks? They were all, (I say all to represent all the nuts in the bag, which in fact there were very few of). That sucks. :(

And I'm not married, but your scenario is not to my disliking.

How old are your nuts? What team did they play for last? Is this one of your nuts??

He seemed bigger than that.

125%


140%

Undecended testicle is nothing to joke about, get that sucker pulled into your sack ASAP.

I feel your pain man:(....I cant eat the popcorn due to my cavitiy, all i want is the daym nuts and there is NOT but FOUR nuts in the entire box to be found....serenity NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

If you've got a cavity I've got some nuts.
Im Sorry

I've got a COUPLE :cool:

Excellent.

So what kind of ratio are we working with here? 2:1 nut:cavity?

Ive got that scrotul lump thing, but i dont think it counts as a testicle, so just my regular 3, i'd say we got a 1:1 ratio going down.

Third nuts kinda small, we can experiment.