Hints for Hollywood: New movie ideas
 

With all the sequels and remakes, I think it is clear that Hollywood has run out of ideas. Enter the FOFC Think Tank! Let's brainstorm ideas:

Pinocchio II: Night Of The Beavers A twist on the stale horror movie genre. "Get off of me! I'm a real boy!"

Werewolf VIII: Naked Time : An erotic journey from Milan to Minsk follows the misadventures of horny werewolves.

No dead cats involved?

Followed by Pinnocchio III: Attack of the Gay Termites"
"Hey, I used to be a real boy"

I'd love to see Michael Moorcock 's Hawkmoon series in the movies. The first one anyway.

and yet, everything 's offered sequels so far...maybe we've run out of ideas too!

A live action remake of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer starring Ted Kennedy as Rudolph, and George W. as Baby New Year.

Rambo 12 - Extermination
Sly Stallone reprises his role as John Rambo who after years of therapy finally snaps and goes on a personal mission to rid the planet of all cats.

A move based on Raptor Red, except featuring T. Rexs. A Jurassic Park with no annoying kids, or one where the annoying kids get eaten.

I think a mouse-sized Predator taking on the cats would be better.

Perhaps a movie about an alien who comes to Earth, befriends a wealthy business tycoon, and tries to destroy the Dallas Cowboys by taking over an existing NFL franchise and moving them to the Dallas-Ft.Worth area?

You could have lots of cameos, and the product placement possibilities are astounding. You'd garner the sports fan, the sci-fi fan, and if you had some nude locker room scenes, you might even get the female movie-goers as well. You could even spin it off into a TV series.

C'mon, man. Nobody would be interested in something like that.

It also works for a porn version (as opposed to Pinocchio: It's Not His Nose That Grows - "Lie to me, you little wooden bastard!").

Or the female version Pin-Nookie-O The girl that gets tighter and tighter as she lies...

I am the Awesom-O 4000. I am programmed to give great movie ideas.

Um... okay. How about this: Adam Sandler is like, in love with some girl, but then it turns out that the girl is actually a ...golden retriever, or something.

Or, how about this: Adam Sandler... inherits like, a billion dollars, but first, he has to, like, become a ...boxer, or something.

Or, finally: Adam Sandler is trapped on an island and falls in love with a coconut.

Family Guy covered that one already.

A mad scientist tries to control the world by injecting poison into every human using an evil army of trained mosquitos which he has bred. One night while making a big batch of his poison, he trips and falls into the vat and becomes.....

MANSQUITO

I can't remember what this is from, but I remember some joke about "Lie to me! Tell me the truth! LIE TO ME! OH GOD, LIE TO ME!!!"

I would love a movie based on Guadalcanal, Iwo Jima, battle of Manial...etc.

this might be big in Wisconsin.

The sequel to "Hey Arnold!"?

Mansquito was already a Sci-Fi Channel Original Movie starring Parker Lewis from Parker Lewis Can't Lose.

Anyone remember The Program? That movie should be remade.

A movie about a colossal squid and a submarine?

The submarine Captain could be a little clownfish with a deformed fin. The deformed fin could be the result of an attack by the colossal squid. Over time the captain becomes obesessed with revenge and a desire to hunt down the squid and kill it. However, after years of searching the captain finally tracks down his prey, only to be driven insane by the sound of a ticking clock in the beast's belly.

Ok, anyone think they can get all the movie/literary references?

I think a good idea for a movie would be the life and times of Recty, the Rectal Trout.

20,000 Leagues Under the Sea
Finding Nemo
Moby Dick
Peter Pan

What do I win?

Nothing yet. The last one is a dual reference. Poor Jeeber.

Crap. I lose... :(

I thought for sure Finding Nemo was one.

Is one The Life Acquatic?

Finding Nemo is correct. All the ones Jeeber listed are correct, but there is one more. The last sentence is a dual reference.

Also, post #30 is deliciously ironic.

Heh, A Tale Tale Heart. That was actually the first thing I thought of except it had nothing to do with squid/the sea/etc..

FOFC the Movie. Starring Darius Rucker and Broken Lizard.

Isn't that sort of what they did in the Tuxedo, except for the becoming a Mansquito part.