I play the poker
 

If you are bored, watch me attempt to turn my 2 dollars into 6! Amaze your women and children. 1272 started, 52 are left. I will eat their children.

Pokerstars 10400512 Table 143

into 6? Watch it or you may find yourself the subject of someones hatred in the "I hate rich people." thread.

Now on table 70. 43 left. That 2 dollars is now a cool 7.64. That is like a dollar an hour.

Keep it up and maybe I'll teach you how to dance, Raymond.

hehe i'm playing at pokerstars too table 10518723 table 3 hehe

Somehow 2 3's turned into 3 which turned into 61000 chips. Help me fetch'em

Sov...we live so close together, I live near the police station in moorhead... 11 dollars has been added to my dance lesson fund...22 left and at 19 I get 20 dollars... Teach me to slow dance like a lady.

Table 41 18 left. $20.36.

KK me vs 77 evil.

Flop 9 8 6
Turn K
River 7

Suddenly I am second in chips 16 left.

That was a wild hand there. I was sure that open ended draw would turn into a straight. Always seems to happen to me.

I have had numerous lucky hands tonight.

Guys like Mahan piss me off....he only has 30K in chips, he will probably fold for the next half hour

Why shouldn't he?

Liar. ;)

Now watching...

ouch

Lost a bunch on my 33

I was going to call, but been in too long to lose like that.

I think he had 77 on that. Maybe AQ.

I got QQ

damn, 3 outer

Lost to A Q

Ugh, that sucks for you, man.

So what was your final take?

20 dollars. Went out 10th. 9th was 40 roughly, 5th was 100, 1st 600.

It appears that 1 table sit n go's are the most profitable for me. I won a mtt once, but not often enough to make it profitable.

Trying a 20 this time. 67 left 845 to start. 10400697 table 62. I need the help!

Just doubled up with A 9 vs AK by rivering a flush. 11k in chips average is 19k

Let's GO Afo(ci)! :D

Now only to get some hands....

Afoci go BOUNCE!

Stole the blinds with 77 out of position. BOUNCE!

4 to next bounce

Table 51

Moved to 51 and on the good side of the button

ugh. he get's 46th, with the next bounce at 45.

went out on the bubble. Need to work early and either wanted a stack or nothing. I want my nothing back.

Coming up on the money on two tourneys tonight.

One is a 30+3 limit on pokerstars: 115261164 table 1 21st out of 33, 18 paid.

Other is 2+0 NL on pokerstars: 115261163 table 144 about 8000 chips and 150 people left. average is 12500, pays to 135.

Check them out if you are bored

Hitting a set has me at 9th in the limit game with 28 left.

In the money in the NL game

Down to 18 in the limit one $$$. 7 of 18. Time to unleash the fury.

75th out of 1274 for 5 bucks, time to focus on the limit game

First ever final table at a mtt that is more than 5 bucks. Already got 119 for my work, trying to go BOUNCE!

Speaking of poker, for the first time ever tonight I flopped quad Aces.

Not a bad hand

It is sort of like wow, what the hell do i do.

Up to 229. By far my largest pay out. Hand jobs and peanut butter for all.

Might be a time to slow play. Or finally figure out if you can give yourself head.

Up to 367. Those hand jobs might come from hookers with hands

On the third break, I am 3rd in chips, but the blinds are big enough to fuck who ever screws up

ouch...

Nice job getting to final table!!!!