If I go missing
 

If a story circulates that Daniel Ertmann in Spring Grove, IL was kidnapped sometime near 2 PM tomorrow, it was the Marines.

Can we make a post asking if "we'd hit you"?

What did you sign up and now you don't want to go?

No a guy phoned, and wants to setup a meeting. And I'm a sucker to say yes to meetings. Figured I'll get the pamphlets, let the man speak, and move on. Unless they pull a repeat of that one kid, in which case I got my tracks covered. ;)

It's so weird, it seems like they are obsessing over our school. He said he's got a meeting two hours earlier with a friend of mine, and last year they ruined a day in gym where we actually got to do something and got to do military drills instead. All I wanted to do was play basketball and instead I had to do some weird 4 man pushup.

Just remember, recruiters lie like most people breath.

Let the jokes commence.

You don't have to lie to kick it. We all know you liked the "four man pushup".

If you go missing....


...can I have your stuff?

I'm afraid to ask what you might want with a 17 year old boy's things...

Which MEPS are you going to?

MEPS?

Military Entrance Processing Station. I went to Maxwell AFB in Montgomery, AL when I joined the Army way back when.

I'm not going to a MEPs then ardent.

I need a wardrobe update with newer rock group tee-shirts.

Fuck that, you'll get a wardrobe filled with Illini t-shirts, Saluki t-shirts, RB High School baseball t-shirts, and about 40 jersey's. And you'll like it.

When you go, just hit on him...