STAR WAR...The Translation
 

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Bootleg Star Wars: ROTS humor.

Turns out this was translated from English to Chinese and back to English, or something like that.

Some real gems:

Star Wars: 'the backstroke of the west' (instead of return of the Sith)

Chancellor: You two careful, he is big
Obi-Wan: Mr. Speaker, we are here for the big

Obi-Wan: Our dichotomy opens the combat

Anakin: I was just made by the presbyterian church

and finally

Darth Vader: Do not want (instead of NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!)

Well, I'm a month late. Glad I'm not preggers!!!

I love enrish.com. :)

I had copied the original post from FOFC on my blog...worked out well because I was hosting the images locally and the person whose blog was originally linked got slammed, I think. http://gimpygal.blogspot.com/2005/06...isode-iii.html
(Also that month, in the next entry, I included a link to "Store Wars." That entry is at http://gimpygal.blogspot.com/2005/06...star-wars.html )

/tk