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I am looking for a hat. Not just any hat, but this hat.

http://www.lids.com/pid/20033213



Lids.com doesn't have it in my size (XL). A store in Las Vegas has it in my size, but cannot ship it to me.

If anyone wants to take pity on me and pick this up, I'll mail you a check today. I just need you to ship it for me.

This is just sad. You're worse than a crack addict.

I'll be in Vegas August 12-14.

Hey Cam...I've been able to get hats from Lids shipped directly to my closest store (free) if they have it in stock anywhere. Have you looked into that?

Have you really? I asked the customer care people last night and they said they didn't do that. I'm going to call the manager of the Las Vegas store today and see if they'll do it.

As for this:
You saw what happened when I wished stretch marks on you. Want me to add hemmorrhoids to your list of ailments?

Where are you staying? I'll be at the MGM that same weekend.

I was there last weekend, but I wouldn't have gotten you that ugly hat anyway. ;)

Why am I not surprised by that statement. :)

Yes, but did you visit Defcon? :)

I'm afraid I've never heard of that strip club. ;)

The funny thing is, there's another guy who goes by your handle that actually DOES go to the convention. Or did back in the day.

Bring it on brother. You know what happened to the last guy to seriously piss me off.

he knocked you up?

LOL.

Wow. A surprise KO in the first round. Draft Dodger wins.

Cam,

Check your PM

Does this make Dodger FOFC weight champion now?

LOL @ the knock you up line. :D

I got nothing. And I've been trying to think of a zinger all day. I'm losing my edge.

there's another joke in there, about how you're not losing your edge, it's just more like it's nice and round now..

But I won't go there.

:)

I know. :(

Fookin' hormones are messing with your brain...

Got it, thanks. A reply is in your inbox.

Cam (though it sounds like it might be late):

You can get it from the Las Vegas 51s team site.

Just bite his ear off.

cam I 'll volunteer my services. Just PM me.

Thanks, NoMyths, but they don't actually have the style hat I want... nay, need.

Let me expound upon the joys of the Twins Enterprise "Franchise" hat. -

-Fitted, which is great for bald guys like me. Means I can flip the hat around backwards if need be and not show off an acre of forehead real estate.

-Low profile, so it doesn't stick up off your head like a goober. I have a pumpkinhead. If I try to wear a regular fitted cap (the official kind), I might as well wear a ten gallon hat. It just looks dorky on me.

So I buy the Franchise. Started with my Boston Red Sox hat about three years ago. I estimate I've bought well over twenty of the hats for various teams since then. Right now on my "too buy" list are the hats for the

-Las Vegas 51's (obviously)

-Pawtucket Red Sox

-St. Louis University Billikens

-Wilmington Blue Rocks

It's the greatest hat ever. And yes, I am addicted to them. Got two for my birthday today as a matter of fact.

Holy crap! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CAM!!!

Whoever finds the hat needs to get it for him as a gift...

Why would you need a hat anyway? You have a beautiful head of hair!

I have two hats from the St. Louis Stallions. They are from the Starter NFL line. (In case anyone forgot, Jacksonville was a surprise expansion pick. St. Louis was favored over Baltimore and Jax, but lost. The apparell was printed up just in case St. Louis won the team.)