Your Honor, I'm A Rapper
 

I just had to share this. Recently, at traffic court, I saw the greatest legal defense in history. It was a really small town, so traffic court is also regular court, too.

While I was waiting to get my case over with, a young 20s black guy got called up, because cops found half a pound of weed on him.

And the judge asked "Why do you have so much marijuana?"

And the guy paused, and said, "Your honor...I'm a rapper."

And that was it! That was his entire legal defense! Every question he was asked, the answer started (and almost always ended right there with) "Your honor, I'm a rapper." Best part? All he got was community service. And the rest of the court got an awesome laugh from my new favorite rapper.

He better be careful what he raps about...it just might lose him his regular job.

http://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/ssistory.mpl/front/3267228

He needs to be charged with redrum!

That's beautiful. :D