Fritz: My Pubic Analogies
 

My Pubes::Your Beard

Argghh, :mad:

checkmate. :mad:

Brilliant use of the parody thread (and that is a very rare thing).

It just seems disingenuous to introduce a thread ostensibly about analogies, then shifting it around to the other side of the body. I'm disappointed.

Now that we've got your attention Mr. Solecismic (Subby secretly devised this plan) , would you please release some informaion about your upcoming sim?

Took me a few moments, but I finally got it.

:D

Uhhh...I meant Jim's post, not yours. I got yours right away...heh heh.

Any announcements will be posted on FrontOfficeGames.com as soon as they are available.

Fritz had his beard waxed off? :confused:

Estimated spike in web hits this afternoon due to this innocent little post: 100,000

If I had 100,000 customers, I'd retire and give all my future products away for free.

Dammit! I lose again.

Yeah, but I'm figuring maybe a half-dozen guys from FOFC are good for - I dunno - 60,000 hits by themselves.

If Jeeber's posts were customers, Jim would be a rich man.

And he has a tatoo where the beard was that says "Taking Care of Biznass" with a big black arrow pointing down ...

Since Fritz has been a sporadic visitor lo these recent months, someone should defend him against these hostile, unprovoked attacks:

Subby, I'm sure he would have kept the beard except for the abrasive rash it kept giving your soft and supple man-boobs.

My Public Anal Orgies?

That, and it's hard to trick-or-treat as Diana Ross when you have a full-on Grizzly Adams...

I recommend Volume 32.