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Thread of morning stinks
Noon boxing, tantrums arise
Release the beyotch.

gold

The bullfrog complains
His noise brings hungry turtles
Again, calm silence

Sir, we are not worthy.

NoMyths was a stonecold hottie
Average face but a smokin' body
After one drink he would shout
"On the first date I'll put out!"
I read this on the wall in the potty

lymrics > haiku

There once was a Sub from McLean
Who liked to wear tube tops of green.
But he always did gloat:
"I've got tits like a goat!"
Perhaps he's a Pat or a Jean?

Amen to that.

Limerick, dammit, limerick!

There once was a fellow called Subby
Who was more than a little bit Tubby
While out on a date
He said "I must lose some weight
My gut's in the way of my chubby"

I like lymric better. I'm not much on things with lime added.

Sure, Critch shagged an occasional sheep
But the Scotsman never got in them too deep
He spoke to them sweetly
As he slid in his meatly
Never once did his sweet bitches feel cheap

So Subby's a little bit sick
He likes nothing better than huffing on dick
he said, with a cough
"I'll suck your dog off
and I'll swallow his goo double quick"

When the FOFC starts with verse
It begets an unstoppable curse
As the amateurs reign
It's unspeakable pain
As the poetry runs bad to worse

Yeah my boy Critch is old, bald and fat.
But you ladies know that's where it's at.
Let me ask you just one thing...
Wanna see Critch in a g-string?
Does the Pope where a real funny hat?

Quik does the Sand fall
Through the eternal hourglass
Of old chilidogs.

So are the Days of Our Lives.

Jon in the middle?
I thought he was on the right.
Ha ha ha, Georgia.