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NCAA and mascots, part XXVII
This is hard to believe. At what point does political correctness end?
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ummm WTF
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This is from the onion, right? If not than I am fucking ashamed to be an American.
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I thought this was Labor Day? Did I fall asleep last night and wake up in April?
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After re-reading some of the names in the article either Jim is putting us on or he got this from someplace like the onion. (Or option #3 is I am even more ashamed to be an American)
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Stop fooling around and get back to work!
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Wow. Imagine where this could go.
St. John Red Storm might have to change its name again. Colorado Avalanche and Carolina Hurricanes could have to go the same way as Miami. The Fighting Irish could be considered offensive to anyone who has lost a relative to the IRA. Any team named the Tigers could be offensive to Roy Horn. What a waste of time. |
I actually saw this coming ( so if it is a joke then I am the horses ass)
and what kind of name is bunnybeth? |
Thursday night I watched the Political Incorrectness Bowl in Monroe. The UL-Monroe Indians, complete with Chief Brave Spirit in Native American dress on horseback, played the Northwestern (La.) State University Demons, complete with horned Demon man-in-a-costume mascot. ULM had the tomahawk chop going and some NSU fans were doing this hook-em horns type gesture that I assume was meant to signify demon horns but could have been used in some satanic ritual. The ULM ROTC detachment fired a howitzer every time ULM scored. On top of that, Lee Greenwood sang "God Bless the USA" at halftime. I kept looking to see if any of the perpetually offended were going to either run from the stadium screaming or end their pain by jumping off the top of the stadium, but I didn't see any.
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Tons of people are killed by Bears and I'm sure Wildcats every year, there goes half the names in NCAA.
I'm sure that Banana Slugs are really dangerous too. |
The Presbyterian College Blue Hose are discriminating against prostitutes who use black hose. Ban 'em!
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That has GOT to be a joke...
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Nothing on it on Google News, Jim
I think you been hornswoggled. |
At first I was like okay...sounds like something the NCAA would do. After I finished reading it, there's no way that's real.
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Google News is full of pre-Katrina articles half-joking that Miami and Iowa State should change their names given the NCAA's stance on Indian nicknames. I can't find this specific article, even as a spoof, but that's all it is. I mean, wouldn't it have come up at least once last night if it was real?
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I'm just flattered that a couple of you found it Onion-worthy. |
a long lost relative of mine was killed by a crazed horned frog, so i will be filing with the ncaa to have TCU added to the list
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I think we have the glaring evidence of spoof here. Director of sensitivity? And the hyphenated name, for a man, even more so (if not a nod to President Garcia-Thompson). |
I did find this from Google News though.
http://www.madison.com/wsj/home/spor...=53009&ntpid=3 "Not to ride this pony into the dust, but if the NCAA were to poll the masses on team nicknames, it might find that the most offensive one was displayed on national TV Monday night, and it wasn't the Seminoles of Florida State. Given the unprecedented misery in the Gulf Coast states, the Hurricanes of Miami (Fla.) are in an offensive class by themselves. ..." |
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We've got our own male with a hyphenated name (same last initials as well) here on FOFC... |
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Who? |
Is was wrong about the last initials being the same, but Draft Dodger has a hyphenated last name. If I remember correctly, he and his wife decided to combine their last names when they got married...
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Maybe we can just have all colleges pick a number out of a hat and have that be its sports teams new nicknames. Be like 'Miami 23s vs the Notre Dame Fighting 101s!" That should do the trick.
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Of course, we can just de-emphasize intercollegiate athletics altogether. Very few of those programs make any money and most take away too many admissions slots anyway! :p
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I'm offended by the USC 69's. |
I nominate the Akron Zips as the next NCAA team name to ban. The fleshy part of my sack screams out in remembered agony every time I see this team play on TV.
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Jim, you better be careful or else John Galt will report you for trolling.
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Huh? :confused: |
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I didn't get that one either. |
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