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Ben E Lou 09-20-2005 10:45 AM
WTF???? Anyone french-speaking out there that would care to translate???
 
Completely out of nowhere...

Quote:
Catgaucherand (11:41:45 AM): tu es la
Ben E Lou (11:41:55 AM): hello?
Catgaucherand (11:42:03 AM): salut ma puce
Catgaucherand (11:42:21 AM): depuis tout à l'heure j'essaie de te contacter
Catgaucherand (11:42:33 AM): mais je m'y prenais mal
Catgaucherand (11:42:52 AM): je fais ensuite tes billets
Catgaucherand (11:43:06 AM): t'es toujjours la
Ben E Lou (11:43:22 AM): i don't speak french
Catgaucherand (11:43:48 AM): que c'est drole !!!tu sais bien que j'ai un anglais catastrophique
Catgaucherand (11:44:04 AM): et les irlandais comment est leur accent
Ben E Lou (11:44:12 AM): and i don't know who you are, either
Catgaucherand (11:44:46 AM): je vois que çà t'amuse mais je peux le faire ausi !
Catgaucherand (11:45:21 AM): in italiano per besempio

Ben E Lou 09-20-2005 10:46 AM
More....

Quote:
Catgaucherand (11:45:36 AM): tu es ou là tout de suite

Crapshoot 09-20-2005 10:47 AM
Hehe.. that's funny. :D

Bee 09-20-2005 10:47 AM
I think he's inviting you up to his room...

QuikSand 09-20-2005 10:48 AM
It's the French news reporter that Jim linked us to... she wants to know where all these new fans/stalkers have come from.

Crapshoot 09-20-2005 10:48 AM
she thinks you're funny Ben - you charmer you.. :D

Lathum 09-20-2005 10:49 AM
I belive it says "how do you not know who Jennifer Aniston is?"

Simms 09-20-2005 10:55 AM
Been a while...Canadian schools only make French mandatory until 10th grade. Mostly guesses on my part...

Catgaucherand (11:41:45 AM): tu es la ... are you there?
Ben E Lou (11:41:55 AM): hello?
Catgaucherand (11:42:03 AM): salut ma puce ... Hello my (no clue what "puce" is)
Catgaucherand (11:42:21 AM): depuis tout à l'heure j'essaie de te contacter ... I tried to contact you just now
Catgaucherand (11:42:33 AM): mais je m'y prenais mal ...but it was a bad time (??)
Catgaucherand (11:42:52 AM): je fais ensuite tes billets ... I'll make your tickets (??)
Catgaucherand (11:43:06 AM): t'es toujjours la ... toujours = "today"
Ben E Lou (11:43:22 AM): i don't speak french
Catgaucherand (11:43:48 AM): que c'est drole !!!tu sais bien que j'ai un anglais catastrophique ...you're so funny! You know my English is horrible
Catgaucherand (11:44:04 AM): et les irlandais comment est leur accent ...something about an Irish accent
Ben E Lou (11:44:12 AM): and i don't know who you are, either
Catgaucherand (11:44:46 AM): je vois que çà t'amuse mais je peux le faire ausi ! ... I see you're amused, I can do this a little, too
Catgaucherand (11:45:21 AM): in italiano per besempio

Ben E Lou 09-20-2005 10:56 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simms
Been a while...Canadian schools only make French mandatory until 10th grade. Mostly guesses on my part...

Catgaucherand (11:41:45 AM): tu es la ... are you there?
Ben E Lou (11:41:55 AM): hello?
Catgaucherand (11:42:03 AM): salut ma puce ... Hello my (no clue what "puce" is)
Catgaucherand (11:42:21 AM): depuis tout à l'heure j'essaie de te contacter ... I tried to contact you just now
Catgaucherand (11:42:33 AM): mais je m'y prenais mal ...but it was a bad time (??)
Catgaucherand (11:42:52 AM): je fais ensuite tes billets ... I'll make your tickets (??)
Catgaucherand (11:43:06 AM): t'es toujjours la ... toujours = "today"
Ben E Lou (11:43:22 AM): i don't speak french
Catgaucherand (11:43:48 AM): que c'est drole !!!tu sais bien que j'ai un anglais catastrophique ...you're so funny! You know my English is horrible
Catgaucherand (11:44:04 AM): et les irlandais comment est leur accent ...something about an Irish accent
Ben E Lou (11:44:12 AM): and i don't know who you are, either
Catgaucherand (11:44:46 AM): je vois que çà t'amuse mais je peux le faire ausi ! ... I see you're amused, I can do this a little, too
Catgaucherand (11:45:21 AM): in italiano per besempio
Sounds like a bot of some sort...

cthomer5000 09-20-2005 11:00 AM
where the hell is Darkiller when you need him?

Ksyrup 09-20-2005 11:01 AM
Searching for the 49'ers D.

rkmsuf 09-20-2005 11:03 AM
I think it says that she ain't no holla back girl.

QuikSand 09-20-2005 11:04 AM
Quote:
(no clue what "puce" is)

Oh, this has real potential...

FrogMan 09-20-2005 11:04 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SkyDog
Completely out of nowhere...

very out of nowhere... Simms have got most of them about right...

Quote:
Catgaucherand (11:41:45 AM): tu es la
here you are (or similar)
Ben E Lou (11:41:55 AM): hello?
Catgaucherand (11:42:03 AM): salut ma puce
hi honey (puce could be some love name, honey, sweetheart, etc)
Catgaucherand (11:42:21 AM): depuis tout à l'heure j'essaie de te contacter
I've been trying to contact you for a little while
Catgaucherand (11:42:33 AM): mais je m'y prenais mal
but I was doing it all wrong
Catgaucherand (11:42:52 AM): je fais ensuite tes billets
I then make your tickets (reallly no clue what is meant here)
Catgaucherand (11:43:06 AM): t'es toujjours la
you still there (as a question I would assum)
Ben E Lou (11:43:22 AM): i don't speak french
je ne parle pas français :D
Catgaucherand (11:43:48 AM): que c'est drole !!!tu sais bien que j'ai un anglais catastrophique
that's too funny!!! you know my English is terrible
Catgaucherand (11:44:04 AM): et les irlandais comment est leur accent
and how is the accent of the Irish (again no clue where it comes from)
Ben E Lou (11:44:12 AM): and i don't know who you are, either
Catgaucherand (11:44:46 AM): je vois que çà t'amuse mais je peux le faire ausi !
I see it amuses you but I can do it too
Catgaucherand (11:45:21 AM): in italiano per besempio

bold is translation, unbold are my comment

FM

Subby 09-20-2005 11:08 AM
SALUTE MY PUCE!!!!!

rkmsuf 09-20-2005 11:09 AM
Ooohh...international intrigue.

Ben E Lou 09-20-2005 11:13 AM
Quote:
Catgaucherand (11:45:36 AM): tu es ou là tout de suite
Catgaucherand (11:51:42 AM): T'es toujours la
Catgaucherand (12:12:33 PM): es tu toujours la
.

KevinNU7 09-20-2005 11:14 AM
you need to start cursing

Darkiller 09-20-2005 11:15 AM
sorry...just saw that thread.
Yeah, sounds like a stupid bot

JeeberD 09-20-2005 11:16 AM
Talk back using a shitty translator!

http://babelfish.altavista.com/

Ben E Lou 09-20-2005 11:16 AM
Some kind of automated thing, definitely. It waits quite some time if I don't say anything, but when I type something, it responds quickly.

Quote:
Catgaucherand (12:12:33 PM): es tu toujours la
Ben E Lou (12:12:44 PM): ?
Catgaucherand (12:13:11 PM): i am lucie
Catgaucherand (12:13:22 PM): hello my sister
Ben E Lou (12:13:41 PM): i am a guy, not a girl
Catgaucherand (12:14:12 PM): i don t speak english
Ben E Lou (12:14:22 PM): tough
Ben E Lou (12:14:38 PM): learn to speak it, it is the only language that matters
Catgaucherand (12:14:47 PM): arrete c pa marran je compren pa

Catgaucherand (12:15:20 PM): ca veu dire quoi tough

I'm going to start being rude to it. ;)

JeeberD 09-20-2005 11:17 AM
I blame GroundCat.

rkmsuf 09-20-2005 11:17 AM
Ben E Lou: I'm here an' dis here sheeit iz bananas. w0rd!

Ben E Lou 09-20-2005 11:25 AM
More to translate...

Quote:
Catgaucherand (12:15:20 PM): ca veu dire quoi tough
Ben E Lou (12:16:24 PM): you're clearly an idiot, surrender-monkey
Catgaucherand (12:17:09 PM): maman a ton billet d avion ca y est
Catgaucherand (12:18:15 PM): sinon je sai qu une seul insulte et c fuck you!...desolé
Ben E Lou (12:18:37 PM): did you hear about the new french tanks??? they only have one gear, reverse!!!
Ben E Lou (12:20:37 PM): i'll taunt you a second time, french pig-dog
Catgaucherand (12:20:38 PM): c trés drole hahaha mai je ne compren pa l humour irlandai fai attention a pa attraper des cheveu rou!!!
Catgaucherand (12:22:19 PM): il parai que les 1er poil rou apparaisse sur le posterieur je te conseil donc de surveiller
Ben E Lou (12:22:35 PM): you're getting upset, huh?
Catgaucherand (12:22:49 PM): casse couille
Catgaucherand (12:23:28 PM): sinon je sui plu avec lauren mai il le vi tres mal c un peu galere...
Ben E Lou (12:23:50 PM): interesting
Catgaucherand (12:24:58 PM): moi ca va mieu meme si de le voir souffrir me fai beucou de peine
Catgaucherand (12:25:32 PM): et j ai une sorte d entretien pour un poste demain

Ben E Lou 09-20-2005 11:33 AM
Catgaucherand (12:27:16 PM): et j ai completemen rangé ma chambre et je vai devoir te laisser donc j aimerai bien que tu me reponde
Catgaucherand (12:32:46 PM): bon je peu pa rester devan l ordi a attendre alor je te fai plein de bisou je t enverai 1 mail maman boi l apero donc je pense pa quel revienne sur l ordi bizz

Coffee Warlord 09-20-2005 11:44 AM
Tell it its mother was a hamster, and its father smells of elderberries.

Then fart in its general direction.

sachmo71 09-20-2005 11:44 AM
It's gotta be the briefs.

gstelmack 09-20-2005 11:47 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Coffee Warlord
Tell it its mother was a hamster, and its father smells of elderberries.

Then fart in its general direction.

First you have to tell it that you've already got one...

Subby 09-20-2005 12:07 PM
Try licking her puce.

rkmsuf 09-20-2005 12:09 PM
viscious puce

st.cronin 09-20-2005 12:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by rkmsuf
viscious puce

I think you mean VISCOUS

rkmsuf 09-20-2005 12:23 PM
that's the french spelling

Buzzbee 09-20-2005 12:36 PM
Quote:
Catgaucherand (12:18:15 PM): sinon je sai qu une seul insulte et c fuck you!...desolé

Hmph. Not even a 'pardon my French'. How rude.

Raiders Army 09-20-2005 12:48 PM
Quote:
Catgaucherand (12:15:20 PM): ca veu dire quoi tough I hear you like inflatable animals
Ben E Lou (12:16:24 PM): you're clearly an idiot, surrender-monkey
Catgaucherand (12:17:09 PM): maman a ton billet d avion ca y est I have no monkeys
Catgaucherand (12:18:15 PM): sinon je sai qu une seul insulte et c fuck you!...desolé But I can fuck you in the asshole
Ben E Lou (12:18:37 PM): did you hear about the new french tanks??? they only have one gear, reverse!!!
Ben E Lou (12:20:37 PM): i'll taunt you a second time, french pig-dog
Catgaucherand (12:20:38 PM): c trés drole hahaha mai je ne compren pa l humour irlandai fai attention a pa attraper des cheveu rou!!! I have no pigs nor dogs either, haha!!!
Catgaucherand (12:22:19 PM): il parai que les 1er poil rou apparaisse sur le posterieur je te conseil donc de surveiller I'd like to make a video with you.
Ben E Lou (12:22:35 PM): you're getting upset, huh?
Catgaucherand (12:22:49 PM): casse couille yes, porn
Catgaucherand (12:23:28 PM): sinon je sui plu avec lauren mai il le vi tres mal c un peu galere... I have many male friends who would like to be in it with you...Ben E Lou (12:23:50 PM): interesting
Catgaucherand (12:24:58 PM): moi ca va mieu meme si de le voir souffrir me fai beucou de peine give me a call soon, big boy
Catgaucherand (12:25:32 PM): et j ai une sorte d entretien pour un poste demain I almost forgot...pix pls k thx

You're welcome.

WSUCougar 09-20-2005 12:50 PM
Demand France's surrender to the sovereign state of Georgia.

BigJohn&TheLions 09-20-2005 12:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Coffee Warlord
Tell it its mother was a hamster, and its father smells of elderberries.
Votre mère était un hamster, et vos odeurs de père des baies de sureau.


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