Caption contest
 

My entry (actually a friend's, not mine, but I laughed):

"It's just impossible to smile for a picture when you are so hungry that your balls hurt."

If you ain't got a sweater, then get the fuck out of our club!

HAND CHECK!

Three giant heads are always better than one small head.

"You gotta have computer hacking skills to hang with us. Now get out."

"Safety Goggles? Check. Protective Cups? Check. Okay kids, we're ready for a generous helping of mom's tuna casserole."

The first fully cloned brothers. Doctors are still puzzled how the youngest (second from left) still has 20/20 vision.

As Aunt Margaret snaps the picture, Winston is horrified to find he is the only one not wearing glasses. Slowly, a smile emerges as he silently vows to buy that Chess King sweater he's been eyeing at the mall. Yes...next year I'll fit in...next year I'll make them all pay....

"No, we are not aware of a rotting flesh smell wafting from our basement. Would you place this lotion on your skin, please?"

"What is Revenge of the Nerds V, Alex?"

"Can you believe people wear anything but gray sweaters? The chicks are probably on their way."

Izulde (far left) and fraternity brothers enjoy the first big mixer of the year.

Dungeons and Dragons: The Morning After

"Welcome to 'Guess who finally gets laid today!"

"There were some awkward moments to be sure, but on the whole I feel like our first NAMBLA meeting here in Blacksburg was a success."

It's the Microsoft Longhorn release party!

FOFCers Anonymous

I'll bring the chloroform, you bring the rag.

"Smile if you just cut a turkey fart."

Why is the Dungeon Master always late?

winner!

"I'd now like to commence the meeting of the Future Accountants of America. Ira, will you please start by reading the minutes from our last meeting."

"Guess who's the female in the picture."

"Do you like parties?"
"Yeah."
"We could invite all of our friends and have soda and pie!"
"Yeah!"
"I sure hope no bad people come."

I like to call this piece:

"Alpha Nerd"

It's obvious who runs sh*t over there.

"WHICH ONE'S THE WEREWOLF?"