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some haikus for you...

Lightning strikes Blacksburg
Ball, Johnson, P.J. play through
Corso needs a ride

Humes, Imoh and Vick
Enough to make a Jackets sick
Uh uh, Ball gets well

Thanksgiving turkey
comes early this Ball season
Johnson roasts Williams

Ever tried roasted
Hokie, it's like turkey, but
without the testes.

Remember last year?
We've only gotten better.
Hokies win. Book it.

Reggie Ball's not good.
Throwing ball away. Fourth down.
Running out endzone.

There once was a quarterback from Dekalb,
Whose accuracy wasn't all that fab,
He threw into doubles
Burst his teams bubbles
Again and again and again

After tomorrow afternoon's brawl
The Hokies will stand tall
What makes the offense tick
Is their mighty Vick
And no one likes having a hurt Ball.

There once was a Hokie named Vick,
who like his brother, thought with his dick.
It was young girls he liked;
it was their drinks he spiked.
And on the football field he threw picks.

Haikus I wave to
Microwaved pizza in hand
I wave with pizza

The current leader in the club house.

Too much sauce on crust
Leads to overwhelming lust
Find old sock I must

No offense, but I don't really care for child molestation jokes.

It was a providing alcolhol to minors misdemeanor joke.

How about molesting collies? What's your stance on that?

Hey! She was asking for it!

Ev'rything went wrong.
Spiraling out of control.
And V. Tech is great.

Sure makes me feel better about how NC State played VaTech. Of course right now it looks like State won't win an ACC game (except maybe against Duke), but will instead lose by a TD or less to pretty much everybody...

Hokie Hokie Hokie
Hokie Hokie Hokie Hokie
Hokie Hokie

Mexico's Brother
Kick Blockin', Run Stoppin' D
National Title?

These haikus are lame
They simply aren't funny
Now I will jack off

You are the wind that
Will forever be beneath
My wings as I fly

5-6-5

You suck.

Did you go to the Reggie Ball School Of Counting?

No rednecks allowed
Football may not be forté
Know what forté means

me = the suck

~rpi-fan

These = 1
Haikus = 2
Are = 1
Lame = 1

They = 1
Simply = 2
Aren't = 1
Funny = 2

Now = 1
I = 1
Will = 1
Jack = 1
Off = 1

1+2+1+1=5
1+2+1+2=6
1+1+1+1+1=5

aren't is 1 syllable.

Properly speaking
Using the word forte like this
Makes one syllable

It was a close game
Well, right up until kickoff
Exterminated

Next week will be fun
Hokies win by six touchdowns
The couches are safe

To be fair, it was
close until the blocked field goal
then all hell broke loose.

Winner.

Heh. Interesting. Where I grew up, "boy" is two syllables. :p

What's considered cool?
Fussing over syllables
Internet geeks aren't

take my ball and leave
then rename myself coolroy
cry and leave again

Do you come from the Tech down under?
Where women blow, and teams blunder.

Hokie D looks good
Calvin Johnson makes great catch
Wish Ball was healthy

Meet in title game?
Hokies in same conference.
In six weeks, go Canes.


[edited]

Damn it. How many
syllables is that damn word
conference? Two? Three.

I want to get props
I have won championships
All cause of sliders