I love being a woman sometimes...
 

This guy asked me out last December. I said accepted, but found out he was wierd and backed out. Luckily he never asked me again.

Now he is in one of my classes. I tried to avoid him, but it would have been a bit rude to not say hi.

I thought I might have a bit of fun with him, so I told him I broke up with my boyfriend. Then I told him how I thought I was gaining weight. I just used that as an excuse to show off my tight ass, and flat stomach. I could see the tent forming in his pants...

Im so glad I did that. God how I love being a woman

bleh, I always assumed ou were a man...

I never knew you were a woman. You do come off as a bit effeminate, but I just thought thats because you were gay. Learn something new every day.

dola: yes i know its a parody post