My mom's gonna kill me
 

[after learning he's going to be expelled]
Weensie: Listen, this is a serious situation. I mean, I'm kicked out of school. I don't know what I'm gonna do, man. My mom's gonna kill me.
Mitch: C'mon, she's not gonna kill you.
Weensie: Yes she is. See, I'm the first one to go to college in my family and when I left she said, "Weensie, if you screw this up, I'll kill you." She showed me the knife.

You're my boy, blue!

you're my boy, blue was never uttered in the movie.

Blue, You're my boy?

Dust in the wind...

"We're going streaking!"

Grab your green hat!

I would have guessed it was during the heart-wrenching funeral scene. I'll never look at Dust in the Wind the same way again.

yes it was, you should watch it again.

lol, this was one awesoem movie.

is KFC still open?

I thought the movie was okay, but nothing I would sit around quoting with my other loser friends.

"FRANK THE TANK! FRANK THE TANK! FRANK THE TANK!"

*beer bong*

"It's so sweet... once it hits your lips!"

Arrested for what? Being awesome?!?

edit: or something very similar...

"Hellloooo"
"yeah?"
"I'm here for the gangbang?"

Dean Pritchard - "Ladies and Gentleman, please welcome, the co-host of CNN's Crossfire, famed political consultant, the raging Cajun, Mr. James Carville"

James Carville - "Thank you, Thank you Dean Pritchard. It's an honor and a pleasure to be here sir."

Dean Pritchard - "Topic number one. What is your position on the role of government in supporting innovation in the field of biotechnology?"

James Carville - "Well Dean, I'm… I'm glad that you asked that question..."

Frank - "Uhhh... Actually, I'd like to jump in and take that one Jimmy, If you don't mind."

James Carville - "Have at it, Hoss."

Frank - [Frank takes a drink of water, makes a funny face and grunts] "Recent research has shown that empirical evidence for globalization of corporate innovation is very limited and as a corollary the market for technologies is shrinking. As a world leader, it's important for America to provide systematic research grants for our scientists. I believe strongly there will always be a need for us to have a well articulated innovation policy with emphasis on human resource development. Thank you."

Frank: [Frank grunts, makes a face and goes limp]

[audience applauds]

Frank - "What happened? I blacked out"

Dean Pritchard - "That was interesting. ha ha. Thank you very much. And, uh, your rebuttal… Mr. Carville."

James Carville - "Oh... It... We... have no response. That was perfect."

Frank - "That's the way you do it! That's the way you debate!"

Rewatch the movie with the commentary on...absolutely HILARIOUS!!!!