Kal-El Coppola Cage
 

From IMDB,


Kal-El?? It's not as bad as Apple but come on, Kal-El?

Kal-El is Klingon for "James"

Well, Cage is THE BIGGEST Superman fan.

Kal-El's Supe's Krypton name, right?

Kryptonese, but I see where you are going. :D

Nothing is worse than Pilot Inspektor Riesgraf-Lee. Gha.

Superman?!?!?1

No, the worst is Jemaine Jackson's daughter....Jermajesty

poor little bastard

I am of the firm opinion that people who pick idiotic names for their children under the guise of "oh, I want them to have original names so they don't get mixed up with 5 other kids in kindergarten!" need to be shot on sight.

Will he Kneel before Zod?

Him and numerous other guys at the blue oyster bar.

Kal-el. I like it. He can go by "Kal" for short, which isn't too bad. A nice shoutout to Superman. Lady H_B would never allow me to get away with such a thing.

That's the best

That name is fucking terrible. Hollywood types are rediculous. They name their kids with wacky names so they can finally have something to talk about at the next dinner party. It's cool for about 4 years until the kid turns into a selfish spoiled little brat. Then the parents end up getting the cool named kid some nanny to watch him/her/them until they are teenagers, by which point the kids are so miserable and hate their names that they just turn to drugs, because the drugs turn Kal-el into Steve...which they can cope with. But then, after a while, it takes even more drugs to make Kal-el turn into Steve, which by the age of 19 they die of drug overdoses. It's the never ending story in crazy fun Hollywoodland.

It appears that we all will be soon:

http://www.zod2008.com/


The kids' page is particularly funny.

Dola.

This is what made me think of this thread:

Q. Nicholas Cage's wife, Kim, has given birth this day to a son, who they have named Kal-El Coppola Cage. This sort of insolence must not be tolerated. I caper in gleeful anticipation of seeing what punishment you inflict upon them, their offspring, and the surrounding countryside. — Murray Dodds A. What kind of traitor dares such foolishness? Will anyone accept responsibility and step before Zod? This is mockery and treachery of the highest order. I dare say that I promise swift and ruthless executions of those responsible.

The future President and his staff react noticeably as Ed Randall, campaign worker, pronounces the the name of Nicolas Cage's heathen child. (AP/Boston Globe)

oh JEEZ thats awesome

Q. I have seen that another hopeful candidate for the 2008 elections is Christopher Walken (http://www.walken2008.com/). I have been a great supporter of his, but I have much respect for your authoritarian regime. I am unsure which of these two great evils I should vote for. Is there any chance for a political debate during campaign time between you and Mr. Walken? — Beth R.
A. Yes, but can Walken promise you cruel oppression and harsh totality? Why allow him to coddle you with platitudes, only to be disappointed years after the election? I promise you a future of darkness. And it's only in darkness that you see light. I promise you ascent, and elevation, living the life of austerity as you relegate your possessions and lives. Warmed in that monastic aura you shall find enlightenment and happiness. To this I say: Give me your vote, and kneel before Zod!