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Rockstar 10-05-2005 03:40 PM

This happen to anyone else?
 
Last weekend I was at a bar and went went home with a moderately hot lady. (6-7 depending on your taste). I left (snuck out is more accurate) without getting her number or really caring too.
Fast forward to yesterday. I got pulled over for a broken signal light and who was the cop?
Yep. She told me she was a real estate agent at the bar.
I think she was as shocked as I was. I had told her that I was a rockstar.
So with a blush and a "get the light fixed" (delivered with as much authority as she could re-establish) she jumped back in the squad car and off she sped.
What a trip!

CraigSca 10-05-2005 03:47 PM

This used to happen to me quite frequently, but I used to tell the woman that I was a craigsca.

hukarez 10-05-2005 03:48 PM

This reminds me of those "What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas" commercials that air on TV over here.

WSUCougar 10-05-2005 03:48 PM

Excerpt from Page 207 of "Hot For Teacher: The David Lee Roth Story"

cougarfreak 10-05-2005 03:52 PM

That's classical. Hilarious.

CamEdwards 10-05-2005 03:59 PM

you weren't tipped off when she anally violated you with her nightstick?

KevinNU7 10-05-2005 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rockstar
Last weekend I was at a bar and went went home with a moderately hot lady. (6-7 depending on your taste). I left (snuck out is more accurate) without getting her number or really caring too.
Fast forward to yesterday. I got pulled over for a broken signal light and who was the cop?
Yep. She told me she was a real estate agent at the bar.
I think she was as shocked as I was. I had told her that I was a rockstar.
So with a blush and a "get the light fixed" (delivered with as much authority as she could re-establish) she jumped back in the squad car and off she sped.
What a trip!

You really should ahve taken this fake story to the next level and said that she had a female parenter and they both had their way with you right there in your car

John Galt 10-05-2005 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by KevinNU7
You really should ahve taken this fake story to the next level and said that she had a female parenter and they both had their way with you right there in your car


He's still working on it before he sends it to Penthouse.

sachmo71 10-05-2005 04:32 PM

I can't believe he told her he was a rockstar. That just makes no sense.

Buzzbee 10-05-2005 04:41 PM

Actually, I had a similar experience. I was at a bar and went home with this moderately attactive lady. I snuck out without getting her number (and not really wanting to). Fast forward to yesterday. I'm in the market for a house so I went to the local real estate office and who was my agent? Yup. She told me she was a cop at the bar. I think she was as shocked as I was. I had told her that I was a rockstar.
So with a blush and a "how much do you make" (delivered with as much professionalism as she could re-establish) she handed me off to another agent and off she sped to the breakroom. What a trip!

Klinglerware 10-05-2005 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Buzzbee
Actually, I had a similar experience. I was at a bar and went home with this moderately attactive lady. I snuck out without getting her number (and not really wanting to). Fast forward to yesterday. I'm in the market for a house so I went to the local real estate office and who was my agent? Yup. She told me she was a cop at the bar. I think she was as shocked as I was. I had told her that I was a rockstar.
So with a blush and a "how much do you make" (delivered with as much professionalism as she could re-establish) she handed me off to another agent and off she sped to the breakroom. What a trip!


So you didn't tell her that you were a buzzbee? Or did you let your stinger do your talking?

Buzzbee 10-05-2005 04:49 PM

Ah, yes. I left out that key part of the story. I told her that I was Buzz, the Georgia Tech mascot.

chinaski 10-05-2005 05:27 PM

every time i think of or see a lady cop, i always think of Sir Psycho Sexy by the RHCP.

Rockstar 10-05-2005 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buzzbee
Actually, I had a similar experience. I was at a bar and went home with this moderately attactive lady. I snuck out without getting her number (and not really wanting to). Fast forward to yesterday. I'm in the market for a house so I went to the local real estate office and who was my agent? Yup. She told me she was a cop at the bar. I think she was as shocked as I was. I had told her that I was a rockstar.
So with a blush and a "how much do you make" (delivered with as much professionalism as she could re-establish) she handed me off to another agent and off she sped to the breakroom. What a trip!


Dont let the excitement of my life (cough. cough.) cause such jealousy. :D

This is just a mild occurance of the weird things that have happened to me. But there is a good point in the above post about sending it to Penthouse. Rockstars have all the great experiences.


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