My Time in the Box
 

It is called the box. The hole. The pokey. The yard.

You are never really alone in the box. The sound of “It’s a Small World” blares endlessly from the box’s ancient speaker system. On the 1000th or so iteration of the song, you actually think of taking HM up on his offer to teach you what “cocky and funny” really means.

Now that the box has grown, like any prison, ugly gangs have surfaced. Not surprisingly, Mrs. Kippy is the little bitch for Bragggg’s neo-nazis. Capsicum plays the Fairuza Balk character for the group. While I was in the box, the Nazis started a race rivalry with Blackie. Upon being told that Blackie was not actually black, Mrs. Kippy just replied, “there is no color in the box - just butt rape.”

I tried to keep to myself and avoid trouble. But Hell Atlantic managed to get some Wild Turkey smuggled into FOFC’s prison. We all know what happens when HA is drunk and thankfully, I was able to resist his many attempts to “piss in my ass hole.”

The saddest case in the whole joint was clearly Happy29. He still has not accepted his banning. He just spends hours upon hours playing Yeti baseball while muttering “fuckin’ dark jedi.”

The one thing that kept my spirits up was a little scrawled graffiti in my cell. It said, “Franklinnoble was here - tap your foot twice at 4:30 to do it Ladies Man style.”

And so, after three days, I have emerged from the box. I lost 37 lbs., 4 teeth, and will never, ever, go near the “It’s a Small World” ride again. It's good to be back.

*applauds*

I thought it was Mr. Skippy not Mrs. Kippy. Welcome back.

Nah, been Mrs. Kippy as long as I've known him.

If boxing you is what it took to produce this gem, then I think your punishment was well worth it. :D

Agreed.

"It's A Small World" huh? I would have thought you'd hear that Italian lady singing in your heart.

That is without a doubt that greatest return from a boxing ever. The scary thing is, it sounds quite plausible.

thirded.

Awesome. We should all go on a box fieldtrip one day. Open up one sub-forum where all the banned members can post for a day and we can watch. That would be great fun.

yes please

hehehe

Isn't that what Hell Atlantic's website is for?

nicely done, mr gault.

Who says rehabilitation doesn't work? :)

Hasn't this been done before?

Yeah, ChristStomper did it when his name was FranklinNoble.

Still, good work. Welcome back. I'm sure you put on a ton of bulk from working out in the gym.

Point of clarification, as I've noticed a few people have gotten this one wrong recently: It was mrskippy, not Happy29, who uttered the infamous, "I will not accept a banning."

I think it has become a somewhat informal tradition for people leaving the box. I don't know if that means it has been "done before."

Damn it. Oh well. The rest of my story stands as is.

I did it as well. This one is funny regardless of whether it's been done before.

So is there a Golden Scribe in this category yet?

Welcome back, JG. :)

Classic!

Thanks JG.

Gold.Mint.Platinum.