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rkmsuf 11-09-2005 11:02 AM

Enrique "Tiny" Igelsias
 
haha!




IGLESIAS NEEDS SMALL CONDOMS


Also see:
ENRIQUE IGLESIAS
ANNA KOURNIKOVA


Pop heart-throb ENRIQUE IGLESIAS has hinted he's not the perfect lover, by revealing he wants to launch his own range of small condoms.

The Spanish singer enjoys a high profile relationship with tennis beauty ANNA KOURNIKOVA and is lusted after by female fans around the world. But they may be underwhelmed by his confession.

He says, "The next product I'm going to put my name on is extra-small condoms. I can never find extra-small condoms and I know it's really embarrassing for people."



hxxp://www.contactmusic.com/new/xmlfeed.nsf/mndwebpages/iglesias%20needs%20small%20condoms

oliegirl 11-09-2005 11:03 AM

Poor Anna...no wonder he bought her such a big diamond!

vex 11-09-2005 11:06 AM

This for real?

sovereignstar 11-09-2005 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by vexroid
This for real?


Are you serious?

vex 11-09-2005 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sovereignstar
Are you serious?


I suppose.

gottimd 11-09-2005 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sovereignstar
Are you serious?


You're kidding right?

Desnudo 11-09-2005 11:35 AM

Where do you find this stuff rkmsuf?

sovereignstar 11-09-2005 11:36 AM

If a girl says that size doesn't matter, she's lying. If Enrique did have a short, short man, Anna would be looking the other direction - trust me.

rkmsuf 11-09-2005 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Desnudo
Where do you find this stuff rkmsuf?



Anna told me last night as we were humping. You know I had to go to the press with it.

Desnudo 11-09-2005 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sovereignstar
If a girl says that size doesn't matter, she's lying. If Enrique did have a short, short man, Anna would be looking the other direction - trust me.


Are you declaring yourself the FOFC authority on small penises?

rkmsuf 11-09-2005 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Desnudo
Are you declaring yourself the FOFC authority on small penises?



lol

Shkspr 11-09-2005 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf
Anna told me last night as we were humping. You know I had to go to the press with it.


So if your left hand is named "Anna", what's the right hand named?

sovereignstar 11-09-2005 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Desnudo
Are you declaring yourself the FOFC authority on small penises?


I would like to declare myself as the FOFC authority on all sizes and shapes of penises, thank you.

rkmsuf 11-09-2005 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shkspr
So if your left hand is named "Anna", what's the right hand named?


Shkspr

sovereignstar 11-09-2005 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rkmsuf
lol


What are you laughing at, penis poster?

rkmsuf 11-09-2005 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sovereignstar
What are you laughing at, penis poster?


I just report the facts as presented and offer no insight into the small penis world.

Desnudo 11-09-2005 11:58 AM

lol

Samdari 11-09-2005 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Desnudo
Where do you find this stuff rkmsuf?


Amazing what you find when you go on the internet looking to purchase extra small condoms.

Raiders Army 11-09-2005 12:10 PM

LOL at everything here.

PilotMan 11-09-2005 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vexroid
I suppose.


Statement - 1 - love

rkmsuf 11-09-2005 12:41 PM

http://www.madsb.com/enrique/enrique.asf

Ksyrup 11-09-2005 12:43 PM

Man, I love that clip. I've got that in the same folder as the Earl Weaver clip.

rkmsuf 11-09-2005 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ksyrup
Man, I love that clip. I've got that in the same folder as the Earl Weaver clip.



that thing makes me laugh everytime I hear it.

kingfc22 11-09-2005 01:00 PM

Best thread ever.

Neon_Chaos 11-09-2005 08:53 PM

BEST. THREAD. EVER.

st.cronin 11-09-2005 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PilotMan
Statement - 1 - love


winner


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