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Originally Posted by sterlingice

For some reason this gave me the mental image of Johnnie Cochrane getting in front of a jury and starting off his closing statement with "There once was a man from Nantuckett...".

SI

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Originally Posted by Logan (Post 1595813)

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Originally Posted by sterlingice (Post 1595254)

I've gotten to the point where I just let my spam build up for a few days in my yahoo account and then go through it when there's over 1000. When sorted by title, here's something I found.



At what point is it enough? Do you pick based by number?

SI

Originally Posted by spam

Scam Victims Compensation Payment..
Wednesday, November 26, 2008 10:49 AM
From:"ECOWAS NATIONS STATE/UNITED NATIONS"
To: undisclosed-recipients



FIDELITY BANK NIGERIA PLC
SCAM COMPENSATION OFFICE DEPARTMENT
ECOWAS NATIONS STATE/UNITED NATIONS
2008 SCAM VICTIMS COMPENSATIONS PAYMENTS.

YOUR REF/PAYMENTS CODE: FDB/06654 FOR $150,000 USD ONLY.

This is to bring to your notice that our bank (FIDELITY BANK PLC ) is
delegated by the ECOWAS/UNITED NATIONS in Central Bank to pay victims of
scam $150,000 (One Hundred And Fifty Thousand Dollars Only). You are
listed/approved for this payment as one of the scammed victims to be paid
this amount.

On this faithful recommendations, want you to alert you that during the
last U.N. meetings held lasts week Thursday at ABUJA (WEST AFRICA),it was
accessed/accumulated of reported cases of fraud that the money lost by
various individuals to Africans scam artists operating in syndicates all
over the world today is over $239 Million United States Dollars in year
2007 to fraud in USA alone.

US Citizens lost $239 million from Internet fraud in 2007 - TechSpot News

In other to compensate victims, the ECOWAS/UNITED NATIONS is now paying
victims of such scam $150,000(One Hundred And Fifty THOUSAND DOLLARS EACH)
in accordance with the UNITED NATIONS recommendations.

The payments are to be remitted by FIDELITY BANK PLC NIGERIA as
corresponding paying bank under funding assistance by CENTRAL BANK OF
NIGERIA. Benefactor of this compensation award will have to be first
cleared by FIDELITY BANK and confirmed as a victim from Africa Scam
before scam payment can be effected. We shall feed you with further
modalities as soon as we get response from you on how you can receive your
compensation payment award.

Send a copy of your response via email or call your remittance officer
quoting your PAYMENT CODE NUMBER(FDB//06654).

NAME: MR.OSAGIE BODE
SCAMMED VICTIM/REF/PAYMENTS CODE:
FDB//06654 $150,000 USD.
TEL :+234 80566 10423
+234 80369 20291
Email: [email protected]

Yours Faithfully,
Mrs. Doris Udoh
PUBLIC RELATIONS OFFICER

Originally Posted by Mustang (Post 1896793)

Hey, they responded back. Wonder how long I can string them out...




Duplicate of original message below that you did not receive.

Hello Kevin,

My name is Tom Dasko, e-Commerce Manager at Gordie Boucher Ford Lincoln Mercury of West Bend, and I would like to personally thank you for your inquiry .....

Originally Posted by st.cronin (Post 1595256)

I have 6123 unopened messages in my gmail account.

Originally Posted by Subject: Job Offer

Dear Candidate,

In response to your Initial listing in the Job search directory ,we have offered you a place in our Part time/Work from home Job scheme. We are an International middle-man trading company with our corporate headquarters based in UK and liaison offices in 36 countries from across Europe, Africa and Northern America .Since establishment in 1974 we have done our business in Mainland Asia and Oceania, in 1990 we extended our Region of supplies due to continuous demands to Northern America and Europe. The company produces various clothing materials, batiks, assorted fabrics and traditional costume which we have clients we supply weekly in the states .As a result of our competent records for treating customer demands and supplies customers have referred us to other possible clients and we have been receiving orders from Northern America,Europe And Australia-These are areas we classified as outside our reach initially.

1.0. WORK SCOPE:

We discovered that since we started business in the USA and CANADA,we have been having problems getting payments from our customers as it was very uneasy forthem to send payments to Asia even when they did, foreign checks will normally take at least 28 Working days to clear (this period will normally delay our business)We decided to start a regional office in California. This office could not stand with handling all of the payments as the number of staffs could not meet the number of payments been received- hence we decided to hire individuals over the internet who will help us receive and process payments and then forward to any of our offices which we designate.

2.0. WHAT WE OFFER:

2.1.Flexible program: Two hours daily at your choice (Day time or Evening Time).
2.2. Work at Home: Check e-mails, going to the Bank-part time or full time,professional contact team with very good support and Communication Skills.
2.3. Other Highlights: No selling Involved, No Kits to Buy, No Advance fees, We won't charge you anything.

3.0. SALARY AND WAGES:
3.1. You are entitled to a $450:00 Payment which will come in every two weeks, this amounts to a total of $900:00 Monthly.
3.2. Commission: 7% of every transaction successfully processed-checks, money orders that is cashed instantly and forwarded to our designated offices with and outside the USA. "Cash In Hand" or "Cash at counter" is what we request this is to speed up our supply as we will not supply without receiving payments from our customers. Example: If you receive a check of $1,000:00 your net Income is $70:00 and the balance of $930:00 Is forwarded to the company.

4.0. How to Forward Payments:
4.1. Once you have received and processed payments, you will be requested to forward payments via which ever method which we will instruct you to forward the payments through-sometimes via direct transfer to our accounts and some other times via Western Union or Money-Gram.

REMINDER:
(I)YOU WILL PROCESS 2-3 ORDERS PER DAY.
(II)THE MORE ORDERS YOU PROCESS AT A FASTER RATE,THE HIGHER YOU STAND TO EARN DAILY.
(III)THE MORE YOU PROCESS PAYMENTS FASTER THE HIGHER YOUR FIXED EARNINGS PER EVERY TWO WEEKS WILL GROW.
(IV)YOU MUST BE OVER 18 YEARS OF AGE,WITH A US,UK,CANADIAN, AUSTRALIAN OR ITS
EQUIVALENT CITIZENSHIP.

5.0. WHAT WE ASK: Two free hours daily not including weekends, Internet access for sending and receiving e-mails, available means of cashing money
orders/checks at your bank using your existing bank account. If you meet these conditions all you have to do is make contact with us providing your mailing address, phone or fax numbers (for contact purposes) using the contact informations as set below and we'll respond to you within 24-48 Hours with our contract of agreement as well as how to begin work with us.

SUPERFINEROSE TEXTILE COMPANY
WEBSITE: {site removed}
Contact Person: Mark Knight
E-mail:{email removed}
Phone Number: +447024091032, +447031851390
Time: 24 Hours daily by e-mail
We will never ask you for anything more then that, no bank names, no bank account number, routing number, credit card, passwords, ssn # etc. If anyone
asks for those on our behalf please do not give out this info. This is to ensure your security and non involvement in cases of Identity Theft.
Thanks,
Mark KNIGHT
Hiring Coordinator, Human Resources
SUPERFINEROSE TEXTILE COMPANY
Tel: +447024091032, +447031851390

Originally Posted by Lathum (Post 2602057)

getting hit!