OMG Stuart Scott has a SC segment where he Raps!!
 

I swear to god, the producers at eSPN want to get people to stop watching their show and go to NFL Network and ESPNNews. It is awful...If I have to hear him catch his partner off gaurd again....

"Give me an Adjective, quick."

"Um, um, um.....stupendous."

"Put Very, very in front of it and youve got L.T."

I can just imagine the cooler talk.




Right now he's giving Chad Johnson a rim job via a rap song, oh im sorry, spoken word which when I was in school was called, poetry. NEWSFLASH!!! SInce when has anyone had a successful study that showed that their sunday night demographic wanted to hear S.S. do a fucking Rap!!! I hope they get an ungodly amount of complaints. ME being one of them!!

It's not new, but it's still ridiculously stupid. I love how he has to stop on every rhyme, even when it's in the middle of a sentence. I think I learned in 7th grade not to read poetry that way.

Stuart scott and Chris Berman(the nickname shit is not only no longer funny.. its played out) are pretty much the reason why i watch espnnews now. They are stupendously untalented oh i'm sorry..

Very very stupendously untalented

in before somebody claims that not liking stuart scott's "poetry" is racist

It was godawful. When will Fox hire this loser away so I don't have to listen to him.

Honestly. if someone ran onto the espn set.. and shot stuart scott on air.. i'd be praying someone tivo'ed it.. does that make me a bad person?

you're a racist

even Eric Casillias on ESPN radio was killin' The segment!! Awesome.

Then on Monday night countdown Stu did an opening rap at the table and when he was done there was the, "Wow...that rhymed." laugh from everyone including Jaworski which was HALARIOUS. Stu!! Stop RAPP talking!!

Dr. King, Rosa Parks, Medgar Evers, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, and Don King have all fought for our right to listen to Stuart Scott's poetry. Don't trivilialize the fight.

THIS IS THE RESULT OF 400 YEARS OF OPPRESSION! OMG

IF THEY ALL FOUGHT FOR THIS, WE ALL LOSE! OMG

OMG

I'd like to swish his glass eye around in my mouth.