Jokes
 

What do you call a shirt that you do not wear?

uncomfortable

Jimmy?

dirty

My Mothers

Where's the answer??

A redshirt.

what has two legs and bleeds?

A person who just cut themselves?

I don't get it.

I just wanna be in this classic thread.

When you sit out a year in college sports it is called redshirting. Practice but don't play.

1/2 a cat

(sorry)

laughing ... uncontrollably... crying ...

Not quite The Aristocrats but close.

Oh, that kind of redshirt.

HAHAHAHA

Very versatile joke that one. When I heard it, the answer was "Half a baby".

Anything that bleeds for 4 days and doesn't die can't be trusted.










I don't really agree with this, but it's the funniest damn thing I've ever heard.

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

a sleepasorous

oh snap

Did you come up with that? Do you mind if I use it?

A DinoSNORE! :)

What do you call a gay dinosaur?

Harvey Firestone?

so this termite walks into a bar, and says

"excuse me, where is the bar tender?"

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..............

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?"

What's the difference between a dead baby and an old, dusty record player?

Why aren't these jokes being completed?? I'm interested in them!

I don't have an old, dusty record player in my basement.


What do you call a black guy that flies a plane?

hollywood?

The answer is a PILOT, YOU GOD DAMNED RACISTS!!

Majorsoreass

What is the thinnest book in the world?

you guys eating the popsicles again, the ones with the hahahahah funny(not really) jokes?

"What Men Know About Women"

my favorite lame joke:

What's Irish and comes out in the spring?

I had to cheat-the suspense was killing me!

The punchline is "Paddy O'Furniture"

Matt Damon?