The She-Rahn's Drunk
 

Yep. Not much of a drinker so all it took was a bottle and a half of wine. Riesling and a Chardonnay if you care.

The He-Rahn and I are watching old Tivo'd Las Vegas and he's explaing to me what exaclty a fluffer is. Apparetnly I had that one all wrong.

I have no response to this.......


:)

OK....drunk posting has take a turn for the .......better.....I think.
Let me check.
Pix pls thx!
Any embarrassing/compromising photo will do.

I am very......interested in how this turns out.

Dola.

A bottle and a half of wine????? You're still awake?????

I guess I'm just confused about why it's needed. He's not doing a very good job explaining it.

To make babies?

But it's pron, why do you need a fluffer?

Dola - never mind. Got it. Took me a minute or 20.

I want to go to Vegas.

ok decided I'm totally pro-fluffer. i think we should get one of our own, if she can be the nanny too that would be great. if she could do laundry and cook i'd marry her.

Ok, I think it's time to go "know" my wife.

I have a feeling this will not end well. Still, my responses were for educational value only. I'm also trying to figure out what "pron" is.

Hey now! I need pics and details of the nanny/fluffer and your courtship please.

um ok. thanks.

Ok I don't understad the appeal of drukn posting. It's hard to concentrate too not sound like a total boob.

It's midnite. I'm way gone and Alres is giving tech support. My life is so sad now. :( Any regular husband would have me naked by now.

The appeal is all in your punctuation and spelling. ;)

(do I get an elitist tag for that one?)

Yep now he's watching house. poor she-rahn.

Tee-hee...she said boob



:D

boobboobboobbbbooob

boobies

:D

speaking of boobies, Jenna Jameson bought a strip club here in town in August.

ok tired now.

Classic :)

Duh, shrimp. :rolleyes:

:D

Oh, this has to be preserved for posterity. :D

Sounds like a fun night, Farrah. :)

hey, house is a good show. :D

Have fun with the hangover in the morning. :)

Nah, all the regular husbands in this board were playing BBCF and not paying atention to naked women, that is what your husband has done with our lifes.

Not this guy.

Okay, I was in bed at 9:30 because Saturday's my day to get up with the twins, which usually means I'm up by 5:00 a.m. But still... no text sim is better than an attractive naked woman in your bed.

Unless you've been married to her and the outward appearance thrill only lasts so long before she opens her mouth, and complains about something.

I love wine (especially Riesling).

I hate wine hangovers.

Ok - I'd like an official answer to what a "fluffer" is...and while we're at it, I once watched a movie that mentioned "snowblowing" as a sexual term and I'd like clarification of what that is too...

was it snow blowing or snow balling? never heard of the former. not very inclined to explain the latter.

a fluffer is a girl who works off-camera on a porn shoot. her job is to get the male actors "ready" for their scene. they also appear in about every third Penthous Forum letter, as in, guy goes back home for a break, runs into the quiet shy girl from Chemistry class, they go out, she reveals her occupation as a fluffer and invites him to the set of her next shoot, during which the male star can't perform so our hero is tabbed on the spot as a replacement, and, of course, his friend the chemistry girl is his fluffer, whereupon hilarity ensues. or so I'm told.

DD's right about the fluffer. I was thinking it was the person responsible for the linens on a pron shoot. You know, the guy who changes the sheets and makes sure everything's in place. I was way off on that.

I'm still decidedly pro-fluffer, but only if I can have one of my own.

And I don't know what Snowblowing is - were you watching Stepmom? I think that's where I heard it. No one ever explained it to me either.

I'm with Draft Dodger, oliegirl i think you mean snowballing and i'm not going to give a lot of details in this board about that either. Let's say it's about exchanging from one mouth to other the sexual fluids that have the color of the snow.

Ahhh - thanks :) I don't read Penthouse so I would have never known all that!

Seriously, I don't remember if it was snowblowing or snowballing...but now you have me intrigued so please define snowballing. You can PM me if it's that controversial...but I really do want to know

Google Snowblowing if you want to know. It is the same thing as Snowballing btw.

EWWWWWWWWW!!!! OK, that is enough information!!!! No more explanation needed

Snowblow -- Snowblow (verb)A slang term for when a girl puts snow or ice in her mouth and then gives a guy a blowjob.

from http://www.encyclopedia-of-sex.com/T...llstories.html

Do women really need a fluffer in porn? I thought only the males get them?

Hey larry's at half mast again, bring in the fluffer!

Breastmilk? :D

That doesnt' sound very enjoyable for either party involved...just sounds cold

What are you doing up at this god awful (In AZ) hour after being drunk last night? You should be sleeping it off and Arlie should be on baby duty!

Lol, not "exactly" that fluid but the one that after 9 months makes you to produce the breastmilk ;)

I hadn't really thought of snow as a sexual aid before (hazard of living where it rarely snows at all I guess) but ice has a variety of useful applications.

Then again, so does candle wax.

Actually, I think half mast is the standard setting in porn. Once below half mast, fluffers unleashed.

hahahahaaaaaaaaaa

Arlie on baby duty. That's funny. Not while there's a patch or an update or any game in development ever.

Baby and I are in our jammies watching cartoons while I chug the glorious liquid known as water, and wait for the advil to kick in and kill the little men jackhammering in my head.

Drink some Pedialyte, that stuff will re-hydrate you faster than anything else.

Do the little men have fluffers?

They don't seem to need them. Doing a fine job.

OMG.

My email.