Onions or mushrooms?
 

This often seems to be an either/or preference, so what the hell, here's a non-Kodos poll to let the people decide.

A non-Kodos poll?!? Ladies and gentlemen, would you let a nonprofessional fly your plane? NO? Then why have an amateur create your poll?!? It's MADNESS!

Oh, and I like onions and hate mushrooms.

Onions are the DEVIL! mushrooms are delicious, period the end.

Don't like either.

I like both sauteed on my steak. :D

Onions are awesome - mushrooms are disgusting, evil, vile, and any other negative adjective I have'nt cited. :D

more onions = less kissyface with my woman

So, I vote mushrooms.

Mushrooms taste like what they are grown in.

Onions = never (hate em)
Mushrooms = close to never but maybe sometimes.
Don't really like either.

Mushrooms on pizza only, and even that is iffy sometimes.

I would have gone with the anti-mayo vote, except that mayo is #2 on my list of despised items, behind ketchup.

favorite quote of all time is from an ex coworker of mine who liked to say... "I'm treated like a mushroom. They keep in the dark and they feed me shit. I don't know a damn thing about what goes on around here."

Oh... onions and shrooms please.

Mushrooms can burn in hell!

I like both.

mushrooms, the kind that fuck you up.

Word. I can't stand onions but love me some mushrooms...

Mushrooms are awesome. Onions are OK, but they give me gas, heartburn and bad breath.

Nothing grosses me out more than mayo. And I seem to always end up in social situations with people who prefer to consume a thick layer of that nastiness on their burgers/sandwiches.

Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM Badger badger badger badger Badger badger badger badger Badger badger badger badger Snake and Snake and its a snake

Why does mayo gross you out so much? All it basically contains is oil, egg whites and lemon juice.

It's nasty and makes the bread stick unnaturally to the roof of your mouth and it tastes bad and can make bread soggy and it's nasty.

I think you are an obsessive-compulsive vagina-head.

It's not the parts of mayo that gross me out. It's the sight of a big dish of the stuff just waiting to be used. If a thin layer is on a sandwich, I can deal. But every time I've seen mayo on a fast food burger, for example, its a huge thick amount of this slop. And if someone asks for mayo at a restaurant, it will almost always come in some kind of small cup which probably contains like 4 ounces of it. Sorry...but just looking at it completely skeeves me out.

Give me mushrooms. And onions. And steak. And green peppers. And red peppers. And yellow peppers. And cheese. And A-1. Place in a bun, enjoy.

Yum.

Just a little something for you Mayo Haters out there

Ok, I can see where you're coming from. I feel the exact same way about ketchup.

That's funny, cause I was gonna compare it to my feelings when I see someone flip over their burger bun, and squeeze ketchup onto it...and squeeze...and squeeze...so it gushes out the sides when they bite into it.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to get the hell out of this thread before I have nightmares.

Mayo is awesome-o...

A little mayo, ketchup, and mustard all in one. Excellent!. :D

Oh yeah, mushrooms all the way, onions are disgusting worm like things.

By the way, HB, I don't really think you're a vagina-head. ;)

Was there some kind of mayo poll I missed or something? I love the stuff... gimme extra mayo and onions on my burger pleez.

I like Onions and Mayo on Angelina Jolie served up by Kodos.

Dude...Groundhog is mine, Farrah didn't like his shirt, remember?

Don't tell me She Rahn and I are going to have to battle it out for the right to be called Groundhog's CyberSlut-Who-Is-Already-Married-To-Someone-Else-But-Lust-After-Him-Anyway!!!!

I'm with you.

And how did this get to talking about mayo and other condiments?

SI

I LOVE mushrooms. there's no such thing as too many of them.
I like raw onions (mostly on burgers) but I don't like the taste staying with me for the rest of the day, so I'll usually skip them. Cooked onions? pretty much neutral. I'll usually eat them, but I certainly wouldn't ask for them.

neutral to mayo. just about any place I'd use mayo I prefer mustard to anyway.

but I do understand the queeziness about mayo - I'm like that with ketchup. If I'm in the right mindframe (and out of vinegar or blue cheese dressing) I'll use it with my fries, but that's about it. More often than not, I won't even do that. something about it just makes me uncool with it.

I like onions and don’t like mushrooms
I like mushrooms and don’t like onions
I like both
I dislike both
I have no opinion on this stupid question
Nothing matters except my utter hatred for mayo
Mmm…trout, shrooms, & onions!!!

Woo! Reading comprehension for the win! :D

SI

I like both.

I like to lather myself in mayo and fit into tight spots.

Heh! I know. I liked the response though... It just said... "Schmidty" to me. I like how you roll.

I like to dip french fries in mayo and ketchup.

Love onions, especially caramelized. Not a big fan of shrooms.

2 parts Mustard; 1 part Mayo; chopped red onion; mix; apply to Sloppy Joes; enjoy Yum!

I dip my fries in Ranch Dressing and ketchup.....

YUMM!!

Although mayo and ketchup sounds yummy too... I'm a have to try it.