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Birth Control Question

If a girl wants to get on birth control but is worried that the prescription or whatever is going to show up on her parents insurance statement, is there a way around this? Is she worrying about nothing? Does this fall under patient confidentiality?

Is there a way for this to happen without notifying other parties (parents etc)?

I have never gotten EOB's (explanation of benefits) for prescriptions, and to my knowledge, ins. companies don't send out statements showing the names of prescriptions. I have to say that the BEST thing would be to just tell her parents she wants to go on it (or have her dr. put her on it to regulate her cycle and help with PMS/cramps). Aside from that, I think the next best thing to do would be to contact Planned Parenthood and go there, they will often give birth control pills out at a reduced price and maybe she can pay cash so she doesn't have to worry about it.

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Originally Posted by Adamski47

Gettin' DOWN my boy! Good work :D

Just send her to me. I've been snipped so she won't need any birth control.

When I think of alternatives.. Backdraft comes to mind.

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Originally Posted by oliegirl

I agree about just coming clean but it's not my decision!

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Originally Posted by thealmighty

Just send her to me. I've been snipped so she won't need any birth control.

thealmighty had a vascectomy and likes under-aged girls.... kind of makes you rethink that whole immaculate conception thing. ;)

Well, planned parenthood provides the pills for free to cheap....

My wife went there, without her parents knowledge when we were dating....

Planned Parenthood would be the way to go. But if she wants to try and talk with her parents, a good legitimate excuse is that it does cut down on the bleeding and regulates the periods. But an illegitimate excuse is that you can GET IT ON (cue 70's porn music).

Good luck :)

you could always go the franklinnoble route and "do it in the butt."

Soul Station Manager: Mr. Phelps, I see you've listed "dabut" under your hobbies?
Leon Phelps: Yeah, that's "da butt."

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Originally Posted by indoorsoccersim

Well, planned parenthood provides the pills for free to cheap....

My wife went there, without her parents knowledge when we were dating....

This is what my wife did as well when we were dating in college.

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Originally Posted by primelord

This is what my wife did as well when we were dating in college.

There's a joke about "Solecismic Liaison" in there somewhere, but I'm to lazy to figure it out.

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Originally Posted by Adamski47

Just funny with your title being "High School JV".

I guess it would be more funnierest if you had the Grizzled Vet title and you asked this.

take one for the team and get a vasectomy

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

take one for the team and get a vasectomy

The birth control that works with all girls.

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Originally Posted by Raiders Army

The birth control that works with all girls.

He has a chance to rule the "girl doesn't want to tell parents she's on the pill" demographic.

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Originally Posted by Raiders Army

The birth control that works with all girls.

Not always, my 5 month old was conceived with me having the snip-snip.....

And yes, when my wife told me, the first question out of my mouth was....is it mine....

It earned me a couple of nights on the couch.....

Needless to say....it isn't always effective...

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Originally Posted by indoorsoccersim

Well, nothing is 100%. FWIW, I would ask the same thing...I was thinking about going back to give another specimen to see if I'm still good from my vasectomy back in 2000.

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Originally Posted by indoorsoccersim

I would say asking your wife "Is it mine?" is rarely effective.

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Originally Posted by indoorsoccersim

Not always, my 5 month old was conceived with me having the snip-snip.....

Can someone explain to me how this is possible?

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Originally Posted by Samdari

I would say asking your wife "Is it mine?" is rarely effective.

I'd say it's pretty effective in getting you in the doghouse :D

FM

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Originally Posted by sovereignstar

Can someone explain to me how this is possible?

didn't know the term before I started searching a bit but it's called "recanalisation"...

Some information here:
http://www.vasectomy-information.com...nalisation.htm

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What is recanalization?
Spontaneous recanalization is where the vas deferens manages to "grow back" and reverse the vasectomy making a man fertile again. Because a vasectomy has recanalized, that doesn't mean a full restoration of fertility. Any re-growth is likely to be a channel that is much smaller than the original vas deferens was, hence fertility is likely to be much reduced.

There are two categories - early and late recanalization. Early recanalization is most likely to happen in the first few weeks following vasectomy before having been given the all clear. Many of the statistics of failure will refer to this period. Statistics are typically 0% - 1% of vasectomies, and are usually referred to as "Technical failures". Technical failure does not necessarily mean that the vas deferens has recanalized - it often means that the semen analysis still shows live sperm after a set period - often 16 weeks. All men take varying lengths of time to clear, and it's not unusual to take in excess of 16 weeks. Most men will clear eventually. It's not possible to give percentages of recanalization and late clearance as most studies cease monitoring men after a set length of time. Hence the expression "Technical failure" - all men who haven't cleared at the end of the set time of the study for whatever reason.

Late recanalization is where the all clear has been given, and the vasectomy spontaneously reverses itself at a later date. Early and late recanalization should not be confused - nor should the statistics.

The reason doctors want you to go back for semen analysis after vasectomy is to make sure that a technical failure hasn't happened. Bottom line is that you aren't clear until it has been proven by semen analysis, and it's the patients responsibility to supply samples as indicated by the doctor.

From this point on, this page will discuss late recanalization of vasectomy - early failures should be picked up by semen analysis as above.

and

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How often does it happen?
All birth control methods have a risk of failure, but vasectomy is the most reliable of all the methods available. According to the UK national sterilisation guidelines (2004), the failure rate of vasectomy should be quoted as approximately 1 in 2000 (0.05%) after clearance has been given.¹ Therefore the chances of a vasectomy spontaneously reversing itself are actually very rare. According to Harvard Medical School, "Vasectomy can reverse itself, but it is a very rare event. It develops in only about .025% or one in 4,000 vasectomies".²

It should be appreciated that as late recanalization is in fact very rare, the research into it's exact causes is limited by the small number of subjects being available at the time any particular study is being undertaken. Very often the published literature is in the form of individual case histories, as opposed to larger studies.

huhuhuhhu.. they said semen

:)

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Originally Posted by SackAttack

you could always go the franklinnoble route and "do it in the butt."

I've heard he doesn't believe in this anymore.

Slipped one past the keeper eh Indoor? :D

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Originally Posted by bbor

Slipped one past the keeper eh Indoor? :D

I'm more amazed that he bought the fact it was his.

I keep reading this as Bitch Control Question. If your bitch is out of control, show her the backside of your hand a couple times, and she will surely straighten out.

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

I'm more amazed that he bought the fact it was his.

I'm more amazed that no one has stated that they were in Utah 14 months ago and met this chick at a bar who said she was married and.......

Now the question is if he's back on rubbers.

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Originally Posted by indoorsoccersim

But the question remains... is it yours? :D