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Release the puppies!
http://www.starmagazine.com/people/61770
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*please be true, please be true* |
This thread is no longer worthless.
SKYDOG EDIT: Here's a hint: when the title of the page you're linking to includes the phrase "nude & non-nude pictures," you will spend a month in the penalty box. |
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But it never was! |
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Release the puppies and kittens will die!
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if it was jennifer love hewitt from 5 years ago, definitely. now she just looks scary.
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My asshole is a more reputable source.
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Damn she's gotten too friggin skinny......she kinda looks like a skeleton.
But i would still like to see her breastplate:D |
Boobies!
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Don't do it, baby. Don't ruin the mystery for us.
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Well its a mystery no one on this board would ever be able to solve anyway, so we might as well see the twins working behind the curtain.
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Planting her face on a picture of Bea Arthur's nude body doesn't count. No matter how stimulating the result may be. |
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don juan, ladies and gentlemen |
My wife made me watch "Ghost Whisperer" last night, and I was amazed by how small her boobs were, compared to how big I thought they were.
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Oh, man. If she does Playboy, I may never leave my house again.
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I heard Toni Braxton was considering doing playboy as well.
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Ok, I came across this thread via the WrongWay banning thread...as a former collector of Playboy, I have to say that it annoys the hell out of me every time I see dumbass media outlets saying that some celebrity is going to become a "playmate" or a "centerfold". No, no, no, no, NO. Celebrities do NOT become playmates. They have celebrity pictorials, and that's it. Playmates are the ones who are given the title "Miss June", etc, have the data sheet (if they still do that, it's been a while. I hope they haven't gotten rid of it.), and...the CENTERFOLD. Only the playmates of the month get centerfolds. NOT CELEBRITIES (Shanna Moakler would have been the closest to a known quantity as a former Miss USA, but this doesn't really count). So JLH or any other "celebrity" that is featured in the magazine will not be a centerfold. They do the same thing with college specials too - local paper reports how the local college is all in a tizzy because three of its girls were playmates. WRONG.
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please dont take this the wrong way, but who gives a shit what they are called...i wanna see JLH naked...whatever they call her at that point is pretty much NOT my concern. |
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Because it's bad reporting, and bad reporting that is repeated over and over. |
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You actually read the articles, don't you? ;) |
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Marilyn Monroe doesn't count? Where's the sense of history? |
I imagine this is the same guy who will correct you if you get the month or year of a centerfold wrong.
"I beg your pardon, but Melanie Funbags was a Playmate in JUNE of 1997, not July!" |
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I thought that all the models were 'playmates' but that only one was 'playmate of the month' - that one being the centerfold.
I think the last time I looked at a Playboy was around 1987, so I'm not certainly no expert. |
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you do know that there are naked women in this magazine, right :D |
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Well, yes, I do remember that. I just want to point out that naked women are a bazillion times more interesting in real life. |
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Or so your told. |
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kiss my grits, touch-hole :D |
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Someone's whipped.... |
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Everybody should be whipped like me. I've never been happier. :) |
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SI |
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which is why god invented strip clubs |
dola, but since they arent open 24 hours a day, he invented porn.
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Was it on this board that I heard the story of the stripper who farted in some guy's face? |
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God..that's terrible. |
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You're not married are you? |
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The New York Times is waiting for your editorial. |
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Actually... Marilyn WAS a centerfold. Regards, Chas |
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Ya know, I always liked Neve Campbell better. The pussywhipping rating on JLH seems rather high. I mean yeah, she'll let you share your dna with her, but it will cost you a shopping trip or extended stays at her mother's.
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boobies!
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I called them first. |
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