BREAKING NEWS: McDonald's Food is Unhealthy Crap
 

I think it just went national on CNN.com, but I can't link to it for some reason.

Their salads are money.

Im getting really sick of parody threads

WOW - some people are way behind on the times. ;)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0390521/ - this one even had a movie made about it :p

So that's what that green stuff is.

I think this thread needs this link...

http://www.tampabays10.com/news/news.aspx?storyid=25442

Student finds toilet water cleaner than ice at fast food restaurants

By: Dave Balut

New Tampa, Florida - 12-year-old Jasmine Roberts is a seventh-grade student at Benito Middle School in New Tampa.

When it came time for her to choose a science project, she wondered about the ice in fast food restaurants.

Jasmine Roberts, 7th-grade student:
"My hypothesis was that the fast food restaurants’ ice would contain more bacteria that the fast food restaurants’ toilet water."

So Roberts set out to test her hypothesis, selecting five fast food restaurants, within a ten-mile radius of the University of South Florida.

Roberts says at each restaurant she flushed the toilet once, the used sterile gloves to gather samples.

Jasmine Roberts:
"Using the sterile beaker I scooped up some water and closed the lid."

Roberts also collected ice from soda fountains inside the five fast food restaurants. She also asked for cups of ice at the same restaurant's drive thru windows.

She tested the samples at a lab at the Moffitt Cancer Center where she volunteers with a USF professor. Roberts says the results did not surprise her.

Jasmine Roberts:
"I found that 70-percent of the time, the ice from the fast food restaurant's contain more bacteria than the fast food restaurant's toilet water."

Roberts' graph shows the toilet water, shown in red, had less bacteria in most cases than the ice inside shown in blue, and the ice from drive-through windows shown in green. Roberts' teacher says he wasn't surprised either.

Mark Danish, Honors Science Teacher:
"It does concern me and I think with any restaurant you have to think twice about what you may get there."

Roberts says she'll think twice before getting ice at fast food restaurants again.

Her project won the science fair at Benito Middle School, and she hopes to win the top prize at the Hillsborough County Regional Science and Engineering Fair, which starts Tuesday at the USF Sun Dome.

Yes, but what about comparing fast food toilets to a dog's mouth?

D- for grammar.

*burp*

Remember the Bush administration has now made it illegal for people to sue a Food Chain for serving unhealthy Food.

Hi.

*eek* it's that creepy man again...

What were you expecting? The Billionaire Whopper-ettes?

The scary thing is that a lot of people were really aware that it was bad untilsome guy went out and became a fatass in what should have been a collective "duh". It's like people didn't know until they saw it for themselves while sitting on their fat asses and watching a movie.

SI