Someone In Al Qaeda Must Have a Copy of TCY...
 

"Indeed, some of the documents used by researchers indicate that al Qaeda has vacation plans -- seven days every three weeks for married members, five days a month for bachelors -- and provides its members with 15 days of sick leave a year."


Someone within al qaeda must have modeled their vacation system off of Jim's system for keeping players with girlfriends content, right? :D

But how good is their health plan?

It's probably an HMO. Suckers!

You mean single terrorists get twice the vacation the single US Military person does?

This, sir, is an OUTRAGE!!!!!!!!!!

The outlook for Al Qaeda is significantly worse than first reported. They may visit your school if asked.