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WSUCougar 02-17-2006 09:35 AM

Osama goes to heaven
 
When Osama bin Laden finally died, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive?"

Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed."

James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why I
allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"

Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Osama with a long cane and snarled, "It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence."

The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the terrorist leader.

As Osama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Bin Laden wept and said, "This is not what you promised me."

The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?"

KWhit 02-17-2006 09:45 AM

Groan.

WSUCougar 02-17-2006 09:46 AM

Hey, it's Friday. Cut me some slack, Jack.

KWhit 02-17-2006 09:46 AM

:)

flere-imsaho 02-17-2006 10:44 AM

All the more reason for vote for Mark Warner in 2008. ;)

Subby 02-17-2006 10:46 AM

Awesome.

On a different note - my four young sons think I got The 40 Year Old Virginian for my birthday :)

sterlingice 02-17-2006 01:12 PM

That was a pretty good effort for a Friday :)

SI

Lorena 02-17-2006 01:21 PM

Hold on... it's coming...

Heh


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