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Do you "visualize" FOFC?
When you read a post or thread, do you visualize the people that are posting? I don't necessarily mean matching up "What the hell do you look like" photos, but rather a persona that you associate with that poster. I do, and sometimes a comment or thread will dramatically change that visualization. Others are deeply ingrained.
As an example, I tend to picture Ardent in a naval uniform for obvious reasons. Ksyrup is the lawyer-baseball-FSU guy, but it's harder to pinpoint a specific mental image. Quik is a cross between Deep Blue and a guy buried under vast piles of spreadsheets, computations, and a blackboard with "2/3" boldy circled on it. Jeebs has an Astros jersey on, with a bottle of Shiner Bock on the desk and a UTEP pennant on the wall. That kind of thing. |
Not really, although I'd say more than half my posts have come while being in my uniform. Not the white uniform most have seen, but the utility uniform.
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I have different "voices" that I hear when I read most posts and that is mostly just cadence and possibly accent or the way they might emphasize a certain word the sentence.
Quik, for example is always a deliberate monotone-type voice where he enunciates all his end consontants and is never in a hurry. |
I visualize FOFC naked.
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I don't own an Astros jersey. Or a UTEP pennant. :( I am usually wearing my UTEP hat or a UTEP shirt (or both), and you aren't too far off on the Shiner. ;) I really don't do the visualization thing, myself. |
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absolutely, and it's funny you bring this up because I was thinking about the same thing last night, especially about the race/color of skin. I'm white and live in a very white community, it's just how it is. When reading here, I kind of assume most posters are white unless I read something that makes me think differently. Nothing against a race or another, please nobody go think I'm racist or anything, it's just like that. Sometimes it makes for some funny/weird realization when I either see a pic of somebody or understand that he/she is who he/she is. Hope this is not too confusing... :) FM |
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Given that a pretty large majority of the users here are in the U.S. I'd say that's not an unreasonable first guess at to ethnicity. Consider: http://www.ntia.doc.gov/reports/anol...m#_Toc78020933 As of October 2003, 65.7% of the White population used the internet 45.2% of the Black population used the internet 63.0% of the Asian/Pac.Isl. population used the internet 37.2% of the Hispanic population used the internet Now, take the ethnic breakout of the U.S. (circa Sep. 2004) http://www.infoplease.com/ipa/A0762156.html 236m white X 65.7% internet use = 155,052,000 38m black X 45.2% internet use = 17,176,000 13m Asian/Pac.Isl X 63.0% internet use = 8,190,000 41m Hispanic X 37.2% internet use = 15,252,000 Total internet universe (U.S.) = 195,670,000 Percentage of (U.S.) internet users that are white = 79.2% So, if you presume white, you got a roughly 80% chance of being right (minus adjustment for "geekdom" factor or whatever else draws people to a football text sim forum) |
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I always picture Ksyrup posting from a laptop on a porch in a rumpled seersucker suit. I sort of regionalize people when I imagine them unless I've seen pictures. |
I always pretend Desnudo resembles a member of Menudo.
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LOL, me too. |
I take it back. I visualize duct tape over certain posters' mouths.
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Hell Atlantic = Frank Black
JimGa = Tom Waits |
I don't really visualize anything. I just peek through your windows.
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agreed. I think I'd actually pay to have him try to peek through my windows today with the wind and snow and all that... FM |
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Shut up Papa Smurf!!!! |
I visualize myself as (manly)hot on FOFC.
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Sorry, Coug, but I do picture you as the Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons.
JiMGa = Rush Limbaugh SkyDog = Hootie QuikSand = The main English guy from The Avengers KSyrup = Posts under a lawyer shingle hung outside his house while sitting on the porch sipping lemonade EaglesFan27 = Posts from a busy ER while gunshot victims are wheeled around him That's all I've got for now. |
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excellent also Bubba Wheels = eminem |
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Same here sometimes... like I said in my parody thread, JIMG sounds like Foghorn Leghorn to me. |
rkmsuf: I always imagined him as an outcast smurf who was banished from the smurf community because of what he did to Smurfette.
SkyDog: Unfortunately, I still think about the patriotic undies picture while he is typing on a computer on the front porch. Quiksand: I imagine that he has an egg for a head (but with no mouth or eyes). JoninMiddleGA: I imagine he is sitting at a computer with a shotgun laying on his lap, patchwork clothing and a container of uncooked grits in his trash can. Senator: For whatever reason, I think Howie Long, but I have no good reason why I do. Noop: Pants dropping below and bandana tied around his head with a picture of his possible girlfriend dangling from a chain on his neck. AnalBumCover: I hate this image, but it is some guy who wears this stainless underwear with a padlock underneath his pants. Even though I know what the guy looks like, I keep thinking there is a thud whenever he sits down. RaidersArmy: I have always thought of him as a drill sargeant barking out what he is about to type. Bad-Example: I imagine him in a long trench coat and he wears his sunglasses at night with 80's hair. |
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I guess that's kind of cool?!?!?!?!? |
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Y'know, it kinda disturbs me that of all the visualizations mentioned for me to this point, yours is actually the closest to what I actually look like. It's waaaay far off reality, but it's still the closest ... and that's a bit unsettling. |
Do you sing like him?
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I visualize most of you guys as one of these two:
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For the life of me, I don't recall hearing the guy sing, but based on this description of his voice, I'd have to say no. a raspy, gravelly singing voice, described by one fan as ‘like how you'd sound if you drank a quart of bourbon, smoked a pack of cigarettes and swallowed a pack of razor blades. . . . Late at night. After not sleeping for three days.’" |
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That's because that is Cringer on the left and FrogMan on the right. :D |
I visualize all of you as superhot supermodels pretending to be nerds.
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I would add "while being tortured" to that description. He has his fans... but damn, his voice sounds like his larynx was removed, crushed, then reinstalled. |
...and he still sings better than Bob Dylan.
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A little tease for you. And my lawyer says that starting on Monday, you have to stay 500 feet away from me. I always picture rkmsuf in a flannel shirt telling tourists that they "can't get thea from hea" and then giggling insanely. HA I see as a conglomoration of New Yorkers I've met. Although he has a lot of back hair. |
I saw Adam Sandler's dad golfing in Manchester, NH. I didn't even hit into his group. That should improve the visuals.
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Doesn't Desnudo mean "naked" is Spanish? I think that is what my wife told me. |
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You in a flannel shirt on a golf course with the White Mountains in the background telling golfers that they "can't get thea from hea?" And giggling insanely. |
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Hehe. You do know what type of doctor I am, right? ;) Then again, some of my patients have had a bulge in the back of their jackets... :confused: Edited: Also, back when I was in medical school in Camden, NJ, that might not have been too far from the truth ;) |
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LOL!!!!:D That's probably about right, except most FOFCers don't get even close to as much ass;) |
You know how I know you're gay?
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This thread amuses me.
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dola,
I always picture Frogman wearing a frog suit sitting on a boat off the coast of Quebec. Eaglesfan27 I always see in a white coat, sitting at his desk and thinking about his FM teams. Cringer I picture as a bear in Favre jersey sitting in a deer stand and chugging a beer. |
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hoping it's not mine you are thinking of, wouldn't want to jump off a boat these days, would have to break off the ice first :D FM |
I picture Icy as Carlos Mortensen, the poker player.
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I got nothin'
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