Man Hides In Bathrooms, Drinks Boys' Urine
 

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Police: Man Hides In Bathrooms, Drinks Boys' Urine

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UPDATED: 10:04 am EST February 27, 2006


COLUMBUS, Ohio -- A Central Ohio man allegedly told police last week that he likes to drink the urine of adolescent boys.

Alan Patton, 54, is in jail after allegedly telling Gahanna, Ohio, police about his affection for urine.

Police said Patton goes to family restaurants and movie theaters and waits for boys in a bathroom stall. Investigators said he shuts off the water to the child-level urinal and puts a cup in the bottom.

"He goes back and retrieves the cup and drinks the urine," Detective Ron Fithen said.

Patton allegedly told police that he leaves the stall after the child leaves.

Fithen interviewed Patton after he was arrested while leaving a movie theater last weekend.

"Listening to him describe it, it's like listening to a crack or cocaine addict. He's addicted to children's urine," Fithen said.

According to police, Patton said he's been drinking urine for years.

"He told us he's been doing it over 40 years, since he was 7 years old," Fithen said.

Police said Patton told them it makes him sick, but that it's almost spiritual to him. He allegedly added, "I like it because it makes me closer to them -- like I'm drinking their youth."

A New Albany, Ohio, father played a role in Patton's arrest. He told someone at a movie theater that Patton was staring at his son in the bathroom. The theater employee then called police.

Officials said Patton is a registered sexual predator, who was convicted of rape 13 years ago.

Police believe Patton has been collecting and drinking urine in cities around Central Ohio, including Hilliard, Westerville, Dublin, Worthington and Gahanna.

at least he has a hobby

I don't know what it is, but something tells me he might just have a mental problem.

What law did he break?

i don't believe this.

however, if you throw something away isnt it free game for anyone?

When life gives you lemons, make yourself some lemonade.


I've got nuthin'...

This is what I was wondering. Drinking someone else's urine is pretty disgusting, but I wouldn't think it was illegal. Even if it was illegal, you would think that he would be receiving an adequate penalty while he was committing the crime.

y'know come to think of it, perhaps the "leaner" while I was peeing at the grocery store was checking to make sure that the dixie cup i was peeing in didnt become dislodged. hmmmmm

Hmmm...I know that there are some whackjobs out there that drink urine because they think it makes them healthy. Are they lying or is THIS whackjob just drinking too much of it?

I wonder what these experts consider vintage stuff. Do they like the real light diet pee that's whitish or the dark yellow heavier pee.

I predict this thread will get a bit less love that the "hot female teacher-student trysts" thread has.

I would also be interested in hearing his take on "stall etiquette"...

yes, yes. he must have some additional insight.

Perhaps it is us that are missing out....

I hear 2006 is a very good year for Asian pee.

Must have been confusing for his friends.

"So Alan, what do you think of the Coors Light?"

"Tastes like piss! Give me another."

hxxp://www.abc.net.au/science/correx/archives/piss.htm

hxxp://skepdic.com/urine.html

That is hilarious.

...while an eastern Missouri man allegedly just horked on his keyboard.

Wow.. the ultimate consecutive thread hilarity..

Man Hides in Bathrooms, Drinks Boys' Urine
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Is this wrong?

Two things funny about this:

1. The article is from a Detroit website about a guy from Ohio. Man, that's great!

2. He apparently has discriminating tastes, as he only enjoys the urine of adolescent boys. No 20-something's or prepubescent piss for him!

Makes sense to me: just because I like caffeine-free Coca-Cola Classic, doesn't automatically mean that I'll drink Diet Coke...

Do we need to punish this guy?

I mean aren't we doing this to people in Guantanemo already?