The first rule of fight club is...
 

Don't fight like a fucking loser.

http://cbs5.com/watercooler/local_story_059005903.html

Inside The Gentlemen's Fight Club


(CBS 5) An unlikely group of Silicon Valley software engineers has a bizarre hobby.

As Bill Schechner reports, it involves clobbering each other with everything from toilet seats to baking pans.

So basically it's like an upscale backyard wrestling fed?

Looks like a bunch of geeks wanting to be in a fighting game.

What a bunch of dorks. And, most of them look like NBA players when they throw punches.

Plastic knife fighting. I can think of a less gentlemanly title for that.

Just beware the guy that comes out with the spork.

Looks like the Penultimate Fighting Championship.

One of the funniest things I have ever read on this board.