Snakes on a Plane
 

I can't believe I haven't heard of this before today. Check out the trailer here:

http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/sna...ler-161287.php

I hope Samuel L. Jackson got a huge payday for this.

I want to click the trailer links, but I'm scared. Hold me first.

Oh dear lord, it looks worse than I imagined. I'm not even sure how that's possible...

He says "Enough is enough, I've had it with these snakes." Then pulls out a gun.

He uses a snake to whip some guy.

He tasers a snake.

If this movie looked any more awesome, my head would explode.

from imdb.com:


When will we get random facts about Samuel L. Jackson?

wow that looks better than anaconda.

actually jackson is correct in keeping the title as Snakes on a Plane. Adds a certain something to it. In a strange way the whole thing works.

I think it's funny the writers wanted to change the name to Flight 121. Like it was to be taken seriously as a movie.

omg ... ants on a log LMAO "snack time is over"

Dude... I'm trying so hard not to laugh at these, my eyeballs feel like they're gonna go all Allen Ray on me here...

I still want to be held, damn it!

Steaks on a cane rofl

Now there's a ringing endorsement :D

lol awesome, looks like the plane set from the Wedding Singer. Needs more Billy Idol.

No kidding. "Trouser Snakes on a Plain." LOL!

roflmao

Roots

I just saw the trailer, could this be worse then Gigli? It looks like it.

This movie is going to be awesome!

This movie has the Oscar in the bag.

I'm there opening night. Seriously.

I've heard there's a sequel already in development. Snakes On A Plane II: Planes On A Snake

All sequels should end with "Electric Bugaloo"

Snakes on a Plane II: Electric Bugaloo

There is a photoshop picture on Fark called this.

Oh man, some of these are so damn good. "Dude, She's Twelve" and "No Nude Scenes" are amazing.

OMG! that fark page is possibly the greatest thread of all time.

LOL really? I know I saw that phrase somewhere else, but it definately wasn't Fark. I'll have to check that out.

I heart Totalfark.

SEQUEL!
 

I wonder what Part 3 would be called? :-)

Snakes on a Plane
Snakes on a Plane 2: Planes on a Snake
Snakes on a Plane Part 3: ???

I can't stop laughing at th title of the movie. I reall can't. Finally someone has the nerve to just put it out there.

"Dude, She's Twelve" What movie was that supposed to be?

I'm rereading these and there are so many that crack me up.

Some that made me laugh
No Nude Scenes
Big Assed Boat Hits Iceberg (Titanic)
Spoiled Fucking Brats (breakfast club)
Roots (not gonna say it)
How the Jews Killed Jesus (Passions)
Homley Whore (Pretty Women)
Steaming Great Pile of Crap (Gigili)
He's Dead Already so the Kid can Hear Him (6th sense)
Talking to a Volley Ball (Castaway)
Walt Disney's Acid Movie (Alice in Wonderland)
Talking Pig (Babe)
Big Ass Shark in the Sea (Jaws)
Can't Spank It (Edward Scizzor Hands)
Vince Vaugn Is Stoned (Wedding Crashers)
Macho Gay Cowboys (Brokeback)
Trouser Snakes on a Plane (Brokeback)
Penguins are Cute (March of the Penguins)
Al Pacino Overacts (Scar Face)
The First Time it was Called Toy Story (don't remember the name)
Out of Ideas We Like Your Money (don't know this one either)
Washed up Catcher and Aging Slut (Bull Durham)

This is the best Fark Photoshop contest that I can remember.

The Professional

You can buy the t-shirt now. BTW I love the acronym S.O.A.P. for Snakes On A Plane.

I like this t-shirt:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060323/en_nm/snakes_dc

I won't reprint the whole article, but this bit was classic.

Brilliant.

the official movie logo

These guys are SMART! I think I will go and see this just to laugh at it all, it could be the greatest movie of the summer, or he worst, which in this case will be the same thing.

Snakes on a Plane 3: Snakes on a Boat

I LOVE that photoshop "Steaks on a Cane". I can't stop laughing at it. :D

There is little doubt this is going to be the greatest movie ever.

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It's a snake.. a snake.. ohhhhhhhh it's a snake

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I am very excited by this movie.

I recommend the "Snakes On The Brain" video from this site. Safe for work, and pretty amusing:

http://www.loadingreadyrun.com/

I think in the sequel someone should let loose a bunch of crocodiles on a cruise ship. That one scene in Eraser with the Crocs was cool enough so that it could probably support a whole movie.

Where can I buy this?

Here are the Snakes on the Plane auditions. The impressionist is really good:
http://www.snakesonablog.com/swp/wp-...apAudition.wmv

And here is the blog I got it from:
http://www.snakesonablog.com/

Funny auditions

dola,

That's the most ridiculous trailer I've ever seen...

I'll pay to watch it... I'm sure it'll be much funnier after a few shots of tequila.

just saw my first ad on tv for this. UGH. BAAAD.

Indeed.

Here is the "theme song" with video.....

hxxp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aVpHa4nKFA

:cheesy: