Unofficial Hot or Not: Billy Joel's Daughter
 

I give to you... Alexa Ray Joel.

Quiksand says yes, and begins his own version of Uptown Girl.

She looks way too much like her dad.

That's why I voted no. It's just too close a resemblance.

i'd hit it....... and twice on tuesday's

:D

This is like a Freudian nightmare come true.

Attractive, but not hot

How old is she? I would guess 14 by that pic.

I'd trump that.

That ain't right.

Oddly, I'd say some of her facial features in that pic look Portmanish.

This got an over the top laugh from me.

Ew.

Sometime...deep in the dark of night...Kodos will come and choke you with his tentacles for that.

Too much like Paris Hilton - not hot

Oh, and NOT HOT. She looks like the overly made-up friend of the girl who your friend is hot for. In other words: "wingman fodder."

Perhaps, in a Pervasive Developmental Disorder-kind of way.

Disappointing...too much Billy, not enough Brinkley.... I remember seeing a couple of pictures when she was pretty young (about 10 or so) and thinking she was going to turn out like her mom. Guess I was wrong.

She got stuck with his forehead.

I don't think it's her forehead, I think it's his eyes and they dominate her face.

Still, a little Captain Jack and I'll take her to my special island.

I figured he'd be on his Downeaster Alexa.

She got mom's brains and dad's looks...




poor girl is fooked.

Shes the reason God made lights, dogs, and alcohol.

Forehead?? Where in the blue hell are you looking?? You're a man, right?

Having said that, she is atrocious.

I would LOVE LOVE LOVE to see a pic of every guy here ragging her, along with your girlfriend/wife.

Now that would be funny thread :) :) :) :) People are so overly critical in these threads.

is this chick a supermodel?? no... is she a solid 8? i think so and i'd kill it.

Look, if youre going to post a photo of a younger, thinner Kathy Najimy and call her Billy Idol's daughter, maybe you should ask Billys permission.

You are looking at this all wrong. When you are answering a "Hot or Not" you have to look at the competition. This is a competition between alledgely beautiful women, and thus they must be graded agaist beautiful women. Not to say that anyone we are dating or married to isn't beautiful, it's just a different scale.

Ah, I didn't realize we were using the 1-20 FM rating scale. Good call. She's probably not very good at "heading," either.

she looks smelly

She looks like a duck with small girl boobs.

Not so odd ... I thought the same thing.

Not seeing the hotness.

I would do her just to say I hit it. :D

not sure how old in that pic, but her birthdate is December 29, 1985....i would have to say not hot, looks too much like dad....why oh why couldnt she have been a little clone of her mom (still hot, imo)

Here's a NOT vote.

if thats the case then i agree, not hot. Comparing her to Portman, J-lo, Pam, and some of the others that have been done is some tough competition.

Eitherway, i'd still hit it :)

I hear she can play the piano like Christie Brinkley.

Funny...I just saw her at the Billy Joel concert in Philly on Monday night. Funny thing is, she was sitting next to a man I got talking to, and I really thought the guy looked a lot like Billy, but I didn't say anything. Does Billy have a brother?

She looks like Billy Joel with long hair. Every girlfriend I've had is better looking than Billy Joel. I'm sorry if your girlfriend is not better looking than Billy Joel.

prove it...... pics?

and alot of women resemble their father in some way, something to do with DNA i think.

I see a closer resemblance to Nicole Ritchie than I do Natalie Portman.

I'd hit it, but I'd have no problem getting funky with Billy Joel either.