Celebrity Hot or Not, Vol. 27: Katie Holmes
 

With yesterday's contestant, Kirsten Dunst, finishing right around the middle of the pack, it is now up to Tom Cruise's beau to step under the microscope.

Previous Voting Results



I'm going to go with hot despite the Scientology crap. The girl is good looking!

She's hawt. Love it live.

But ultimately undoable now that's she mixed up with all the secret universe stuff.

She ruined Batman Begins, and now she's a part of the fruity little club. I'm going with no.

She was hot in her earlier years (Pre-Cruise Era), love "the Gift" funbags shot, but with all of these new photos out and her staged crap with the Ultimate "i'm 5 foot tall and a Scientologist" weirdo, she has just lost it all.

She has teh mouth herpes and her boyfriend is crazy.

Schwing!

Word up

*nods*

Icky goo.

I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick.

I thought she was, but after seeing her in pregnancy gear... no. The girl has no fashion sense.

when not-pregnant and when not with Tom Cruise she has the world's perkiest breasts. i mean, so perky they make Katie Couric look like Oscar the Grouch.

just a delightfully happy set of breasts.

Tough one. I'll need to think about it.

I'm still trying to figure out the stolen dick trick.

It's like a Quiksand puzzle.

Don't attempt to steal 2/3 of a dick unless you are a trained professional.

If .66666667 > (your dick length)/(stolen dick length), then you have to do Katie Holmes in the presence of L. Ron Hubbard.

NO ROUNDING

She was borderline until she hooked up with the nutjob club.

Jumped the shark.

The Gift. Thankyouverymuch.

So, what is going to happen when Katie Holmes gives birth and the world discovers that her baby is half white, half black?


-Anxiety

They will put a spin on it that one of them is from african descent or something.

This was a tough one...I hate to vote not just on who she married, but I did.

i am gonna have to go with not hot....totally lost any appeal for me when she got knocked up by a guy who could be her dad

"but he has.....old balls"

they say his balls are magically enhanced by teh scientology

that may make sense then on how he nailed katie holmes and nicole kidman then....cuz if he is really as nuts as he seems lately, he isnt doing it with personality

One of the great benefits of level 3 are the magic balls. See Travolta. No way he gets Preston with regular old human balls.

Three years ago, absoutely. Right now.. eh... no.

maybe i should go buy that book......

It's a tradeoff. The magic balls drive you insane but you get hot women.

Backward and forwards.....Hooking up with a lunatic is so not attractive.

As much as I hate the Scientology/Tom Cruise thing, I can't say no.

Edit: I bet without Tom Cruise and Scientology, Holmes is in the top ten. Too bad we'll never know...

Hot before she was involved with Scientology. Undeniably not now.

What are the odds that some member of the board is a scientologist? I think it's better than even.

I'm willing to bet the house that Fonzie and I aren't. ;)

This one was a little tough. Katie Holmes has definitely been very hot, but as of late some of that has worn off. I'm trying to not be too influenced by the pregnancy and by her bizarre taste in falling for Mr. Closeted Gay Scientologist Freakazoid, but I have to admit she hasn't looked nearly as hot lately. That said, I'm presuming once she gives birth and comes to her senses and leaves freak boy she'll once again look very hot. For those that aren't on the "Katie Holmes is hot" bandwagon, let me present the movie "The Gift" as evidence.

What's this "Gift" you people keep talking about?

yes, but i wouldnt touch her after the tom cruise/ scientology crap

Why? It is not like he has ever touched her. :D

Me = Baptist Minister


-Anxiety

the fact that shes going along with it and even joined the "fruity little club" is enough to make me throw her out of bed. but she still gives me guy cramps when i look at her

She was hot for about 3 weeks in 1997.

I voted yes. I think she can still come back to the light.

I'm only hot because she's a fellow Toledoan

You guys are right. Completely not hot.

Guilty by association.

Nawt!!!!

I do wonder how different this vote would have been if not for the whole Cruise thing.

Hot, but I dig pregnant chicks!!